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		<title>American Idol 9 top 16 elimination. Hate you, tweeners. Hate you hard.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tonight we find out who the top 12 are. This&#8230; is American Idol.
Lovely. Randy photoshopped on a bikini body.
And now the top 16 are singing Michael Buble&#8217;s &#8220;I Just Haven&#8217;t Met You Yet.&#8221; It&#8217;s nicely done, very well lip synced.
Next week will be Rolling Stones week. That should be perfectly disastrous.
Didi is up first. She&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://snarkravingmad.com/index.php/2010/03/12/american-idol-9-top-16-elimination-hate-you-tweeners-hate-you-hard/</link>
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		<title>American Idol 9 top 8 guys. &#8220;No one likes a cocky banana.&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This&#8230; is American Idol.
Ooooh. Simon is wearing dark grey. Like that color on him. Ryan calls Kahra Simon&#8217;s binky, and it&#8217;s a whole weird thing, especially since Simon doesn&#8217;t know what a binky is.
01 Lee Dewyze is doing &#8220;Fireflies&#8221; by Owl City. He sounds good. A few pitch problems here and there, but mostly it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://snarkravingmad.com/index.php/2010/03/11/american-idol-9-top-8-guys-no-one-likes-a-cocky-banana/</link>
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		<title>American Idol 9 Top 8 girls. &#8220;It&#8217;s what I call a peanut song.&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ryan is all dramatic about the girls. And this&#8230; is American Idol.
Ellen&#8217;s sitting on Simon&#8217;s lap, whispering sweet nothings or kissing him or something.
Simon says this is the worst night to go, because you&#8217;re so close to the top 12 and then you fail.
01 Katie Stevens is doing Kelly&#8217;s &#8220;Breakaway.&#8221; Wow, she&#8217;s pitchy early in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://snarkravingmad.com/index.php/2010/03/10/american-idol-9-top-8-girls-its-what-i-call-a-peanut-song/</link>
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		<title>American Idol 9 Top 20 elimination. &#8220;Everybody need to go out and get a onesie.&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m so happy that I don&#8217;t know last week&#8217;s results yet. Somehow I managed to avoid hearing on Twitter, Facebook, and SRM. 
The sound for this show sounds like it&#8217;s being run through a robot filter. 
Ooh. Simon thought he got praise of one contestant wrong and that when he watched it back, one of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://snarkravingmad.com/index.php/2010/03/09/american-idol-9-top-20-elimination-everybody-need-to-go-out-and-get-a-onesie/</link>
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		<title>American Idol 9 top 10 girls. &#8220;I completely misunderestimated you.&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ellen has dressed up more tonight and Kahra&#8217;s not so dressy.
01 Crystal Bowersox has a twin brother, whom she describes as a square. Yeah, well my sibs call me the same thing, so he must be awesome. She&#8217;s singing CCR&#8217;s &#8220;Long as I Can See the Light&#8221; and plans to put a gospel twist on [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://snarkravingmad.com/index.php/2010/03/09/american-idol-9-top-10-girls/</link>
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		<title>American Idol 9 Top 10 guys. &#8220;The only time you should be nervous is if you&#8217;re useless, and you&#8217;re not.&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[01 Michael &#8220;Big Mike&#8221; Lynche. &#8220;This is a Man&#8217;s World.&#8221; Booooorrrrrrrring. Sounded like something you might play while you&#8217;re having sex, not something you&#8217;d want to hear on the radio. Bleh. RANDY: Standing o. SARAHK: Um, ok. ELLEN: Loved. KARA: I didn&#8217;t get it until tonight. You went from singer to potentially great artist. I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://snarkravingmad.com/index.php/2010/03/09/american-idol-9-top-10-guys-the-only-time-you-should-be-nervous-is-if-youre-useless-and-youre-not/</link>
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		<title>Quick Hits: The Week in TV (w/e 3/6/10)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Amazing Race. Go cowboys! They are just owning this race. Pretty smart guys. Also, they always make sure to have gays and/or lesbians on the show, and that&#8217;s fine, but I don&#8217;t think they&#8217;re doing the gay community a big service, considering that all the gays they&#8217;ve had on the show have turned out [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://snarkravingmad.com/index.php/2010/03/08/quick-hits-the-week-in-tv-we-3610/</link>
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		<title>Quick Hits: The Week in TV (w/e 2/27/10)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Undercover Boss. I am totally in love with this show. And the CEO of 7-11. And his employees. Especially Igor. Every time Igor spoke, I cried. He kept going on and on about how wonderful America is, how it&#8217;s the best country in the world. I break down any time I hear foreigners who have [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://snarkravingmad.com/index.php/2010/02/28/quick-hits-the-week-in-tv-we-22710/</link>
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		<title>American Idol 9 top 24 elimination. Kara&#8217;s husband shows up.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This&#8230; is American Idol.
Ryan asks why Simon was harsher than normal. Eh, I didn&#8217;t think so. I thought he was smoking crack a few times, but not any harsher than normal. Ellen was surprised that she said she likes bananas. Randy says the early top 24 rounds are tough. Ryan asks Kahra how things are [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://snarkravingmad.com/index.php/2010/02/26/american-idol-9-top-24-elimination-karas-husband-shows-up/</link>
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		<title>American Idol 9 Top 12 guys. &#8220;Obviously, the cougar here loves you.&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ryan says, &#8220;This&#8230; is American&#8211;Simon, stop talking.&#8221; Hahaha. Anyway, this&#8230; is American Idol.
Simon&#8217;s showing deep cleavage tonight. Randy says be true to yourselves, guys. Kahra says the biggest thing is nerves. Ryan mentions that she&#8217;s been up there in a bikini, so how do you control your nerves? I don&#8217;t remember what Kahra says. Ellen [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://snarkravingmad.com/index.php/2010/02/25/american-idol-9-top-12-guys/</link>
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