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All My TV - This Week’s Shows

I’m not sure when I’ll be able to devote time every night to this blog (I’m sure that American Idol will guarantee at least weekly posts starting in January or February), because our evening TV is limited (stupid dog requiring an hour of exercise every stupid day), and I’m writing and reading more politics these […]

I know you anxiously await

But we still haven’t finished AI. Tonight we watched LOST and Smallville. Do you think Allison Mack felt completely ridiculous yelling upward in the Fortress for Jor-El? “Jor-El? Um… just standing here looking stupid… so if you could just, um, show yourself or do something dramatic, I’d appreciate it. K thanks.” The journal at the […]

guess who’s back?

Me! Blogging at SRM will resume shortly. We’re behind on our TV watching, but we’re catching up. I should be back to all-out TV blogging next week. Not that there will be any TV about which to blog. Make a deal with the writers already, people!
If y’all want my opinion on GH, here it is: […]

Do it again! Throw Lana against the elevator again!
Smallville S7Esomething

Yay! No Lana this episode! She’s in Metropolis visiting Aunt Nell!
I can’t stand Lois’s new boyfriend. Because he’s evil. And I knew he was evil from the moment we first met him.
I love Fiesty Chloe. She called Lois a whore with her eyes.
DANGIT! LANA LANG RUINS SMALLVILLE AND ALL THE OTHER TV SHOWS IN THE […]

I should just title every Smallville post “Die, Lana, Die!”
Smallville S7E7

Have I mentioned that the world would be a better place if Lana Lang would die? Also, I want to know. When Clark told Lana about his powers, Lana died, which meant Jonathan had to die. Now, Lana found out on her own, yet she’s still alive. The universe is unfair!
Lana, you should rethink that […]

I have my mom’s DNA! Let’s go build a fort(ress)!
Smallville S7E5

A true Kryptonian embraces their destiny no matter what. That’s right! Did you hear that Clark? Your destiny is nothing to do with Lana Lang, so you must not embrace her ever again! Also, she’s a crazy, evil, annoying snit. You may, however, embrace Lois or Chloe, because I heart them.
We love the randomness of […]

I WANT MY MONEY BACK! THE ONLY REASON I SIGNED UP FOR THIS SEASON IS BECAUSE LANA LANG WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!
Smallville S7 premiere

BTW, spoiler alert on that. And on the rest of this.
The dam is coming down, and the police car holding Lex is submerged. Too bad Clark won’t actually let him die. He’ll get all heroey and save him.
Bizarro and Clark are fighting in the forest next to the dam, and Bizarro doesn’t talk all funny. […]