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Me! Blogging at SRM will resume shortly. We’re behind on our TV watching, but we’re catching up. I should be back to all-out TV blogging next week. Not that there will be any TV about which to blog. Make a deal with the writers already, people!
If y’all want my opinion on GH, here it is: […]

What do you get when you put a vampire in the desert? A bad punchline.
Moonlight S1E4

Mick looks like he has liver failure. The whites of his eyes are yellow, and he looks like he’s in significant pain. Flash to him biting Beth’s neck and Noir Mick narrating that sometimes the one thing you need to save your life is the one thing that would make life unbearable. Well, Mick, I […]

Bloodlusty and trusty
Moonlight S1E3

Beth shows up at Mick’s apartment but is afraid to knock. He’s watching her on the security monitor. She finally knocks and says she wants to talk to Mick about Mick. Does he have a steel door on his apartment?
Beth wants Mick to say she didn’t see what she saw the other night. He says […]

I Vant to Suck Your Soul!
Moonlight S1E2

Mick’s best friend Joseph reminds me of Edward Norton.
Beth is at TMZBuzzwire talking to Julia Stevens, a reporter and author who wrote a book about a man who spent twenty-five years in prison for a murder (she says) he didn’t commit. He’s getting out today. Mick is watching on TV and is appalled that […]

Hockey stars and hugs
Moonlight Series Premier — Pilot (Moon)light

Vampire private investigator. He’s kinda hubba hubba, looks like Mike Modano without the broken nose. I’m in! Garlic, wooden stakes, crucifixes, and holy water are myths — well, not the items themselves, just that they can kill vampires. A flamethrower will do it, decapitation will do it, but not the traditional methods. That’s good, because […]