Ryan says that Ellen’s what we’ve all been waiting for. And by “we,” he means “no one.” Anyway, this… is American Idol.
BTW, did y’all miss me? You’d better say yes, or I’ll cry, and I’m ugly when I cry. Catch my Idol thoughts for last week’s shows in my Quick Hits, which will hopefully be […]
Woops, forgot to post this last week.
24. 4 p.m. 5 p.m. 6 p.m. 7 p.m.
American Idol. Chicago auditions. Orlando auditions.
Chuck. Morgan as the Assistant Manager will be awesome. I really enjoyed the bit where Morgan fired Lester. And this: “You’re incredible! Is that your spy training?” “Duck Hunt. Nintendo.” Hey, it’s the Tom Cruise Superman […]
This… is American Idol.
Fellow Texans (I claim dual citizenship–Texas and Idaho), please stop with the “Don’t mess with Texas” schtick. That’s from a TxDOT slogan telling people not to litter on the highways, and every time I see it, I think, “Give a hoot. Don’t pollute!” The more you know.
1st two-step reference! They’re having the […]
We get to see Seacrest in his radio studio with his golden microphone. Must be a Rush fan. This… is American Idol.
That dress makes Kahra’s boobs look saggy. Push-up bra, Kara. Look into it. Avril Lavigne is the guest judge, and she says the room is intimidating, so she’ll go easy on everyone. She’ll fit […]
Tonight’s American Idol auditions are in Orlando.
Aw, a shuttle launch from the KSC! One of the few reasons I miss Florida. It’s nice that Ryan, Simon, and Randy went to Miami for R&R and left Kahra and Kristin Chenoweth on their own. I haven’t seen this ep yet, but I think Kristin would be a […]
Yay! American Idol is on for only an hour tonight! (Lots of blogging to do.) Apparently, everyone cussed out and/or flipped off the camera. Good job looking like wankers, Chi-town. Blerg. Obama speech at the beginning. Crowd shouting “Yes we can.” I dream of death by papercut.
Shania Twain is the guest judge tonight. I used […]
Only an hour and a half for the Atlanta auditions. They must have been really bad or not bad enough. BTW, this… is American Idol.
Hey, Atlanta, every time you call it Hotlanta, you sound like total douches. Just giving you my hotvice. SWIDT? You see it.
Mary J. Blige is our guest judge.
Dewone Robinson is up […]
I still don’t have Kris Allen’s CD. Someone buy it off my wishlist! BTW, this… is American Idol.
Hey, look. They’re not ignoring the elephant in the room. Paula’s gone, and they searched and found a boring comic who can’t say anything without an agenda since about 1995. I mean, seriously. Kahra wasn’t enough twittiness, they […]
House. I love Wilson at the end.
Glee. WOW. I was not expecting Bill to find out so early about his wife’s treachery.
The Middle. Was really funny.
The Amazing Race. Man, I felt bad for the Globetrotters. And I want Sam & Dan to go DOWN. Not just because of the treachery against the Globetrotters, […]
The Amazing Race. I didn’t think I’d be happy to have Brian & Ericka saved at the pit stop, but what do you know? I was. Don’t tell anyone. Also, I’m so over Sam & Dan. All Dan does is whine like a girl (he’s worse than Ericka), and the taxi stealing was resourceful but […]
Wow, so this is way late, but I’ve been all busy tweeting and stuff. You understand.
The Amazing Race. Well, I’m sad to see Gary & Matt go home, but I love Meghan & Cheyne, so I’m glad they’re consistently at the top. I think they’re going to win.
Big Bang Theory. “When was the first day […]
So we’re down to the anticlimactic finals of Dancing With the Stars. Seriously, Joanna & Derek and Mya & Dimitri should be the top two, and I’m almost as upset about last week’s result as I was about Sabrina & Mark going home. The results of this final are the biggest foregone conclusion since the […]
Ok, this is late, but it’s New Moon week, so I have other things on my mind.
The Amazing Race. See here.
House. I’m glad Chase finally told Cameron. But Cuddy + the PI? Boo.
Big Bang Theory. “Sorry doesn’t make up for the fact that I had to make chicken and rice with this vegan guy. […]
This is the Amazing Race!
Sam & Dan arrived first to the last pit stop. Now all the teams will fly to Stockholm and go to an amusement park and find a certain ride. They’re fighting from the off about driving and directions, and the one driving is a drama queen. Meghan & Cheyne have […]
The Amazing Race. See here.
Dancing With the Stars. See here.
The Big Bang Theory. This slayed me (watch here):
HOWARD: Sheldon knows football?
LEONARD: Apparently.
HOWARD: I mean, Quidditch, sure, but football?
LEONARD: Sheldon, how do you know this stuff?
SHELDON: I grew up in Texas. Football is ubiquitous in Texas. Pro football, college football, high school football, pee wee football. […]
