Jane has suspected food poisoning. So she’s not on the stage tonight. But they didn’t say she’s safe like they did after her mom died when she wasn’t there. That confirms my suspicion of her being in the bottom two tonight. And I think Marie is going home.
They’re doing the group dance again, and poor […]
I’m just wondering. Did Marie faint last week? Because I hadn’t heard anything about that. Samantha says last week was unpredictable. I wonder why that was. Edyta loves her headbands. Hey. Did Marie fall last week? I haven’t heard.
Sabrina & Mark are dancing first. Mark had to be the fourth Cheetah Girl this week, because […]
I’m gonna go through this quickly and get it off the DVR.
*Marie was self-effacing.
*Samantha asked questions so stupid that you wouldn’t believe they could be asked by someone over three years of age. That said, I do NOT miss Drew.
*Mel & Maks were the encore dance.
*I skipped all the J-Lo stuff.
*The dancers talked about […]
You know what is teh total suck? Losing your post when you’ve already written about the craziest thing all season to happen on DWTS. Now I have to start from the beginning. I accidentally hit the wrong button, and I hadn’t saved yet, and the autosave hadn’t kicked in yet, so I lost all of […]
Mark says that he, as a little engine, could, can, will love himself. Floyd says ballroom dancing is better than hip-hop dancing. Mel wants all the truck drivers to vote for her. Helio’s name in Greek is “sun.” And it shows. Jane watched the replay and knows she didn’t break a rule. I just don’t […]
Samantha Harris is back! Normally she annoys me a little, but I am counting. my. blessings now. Yay Samantha Harris! She’s not Drew Lachey!
Still having those sound issues when the music plays. Handle. Up.
Mark Cuban & Kym are up first tonight. He’s brought in his daughter to get some daddy sympathy. They’re apparently going to […]
Oh, thank goodness. Samantha and her uhhhhs will return next week.
Cameron & Edyta say it’s awesome! that they got some eights. Mark Cuban agrees with the judges that he needs to step it up and be himself. Haha, be careful what you wish for. Wayne says that anyone who says you can lead a […]
Okay, so last week Zoolander went home, and that seriously hurt my heart. Know what else hurts my heart? Drew Lachey is still on the show.
When they introduce the dancers, the music is too loud for us to hear what the announcers are saying. This is three weeks in a row. Try to get […]
Someone will get the shock of their lives tonight when they get kicked off! Oh noes! Of course, if it’s Mark Cuban, is that really more shocking than finding out you can sell your company for billions of dollars? Really? And if you’re Marie, is it really more shocking than finding out that people want […]
Hahaha. Tom Bergeron just said that last week was their best opening week ever. Scores wise, maybe, but um… ok, I’ll just say it, I have little shame. Other than a few standouts and legends, this is more like Dancing with the Spares this season, no? It’s true that I’m more rooting for the dancers […]
I think the girl model, Josie Maran will be the first to go. I also think they need to cut this show down to half an hour. Hour-long results shows beat me down, except on American Idol, because man, can ya get a lot of snark out of those.
If Josie Maran doesn’t go first, […]
Cameron Mathison (All My Children) and Edyta are first. He had a degenerative bone disease in his legs when he was young and had to wear braces. He still has issues from it. And he’s flying back and forth, NY to LA. They’re foxtrotting. I forgot to watch him, because the ladies are so elegant […]
In some cases, you’ll get two versions of show snark. Cadet Happy watches every reality show (when he came to visit us in February, he watched an episode of The Dog Whisperer with us, and he actually said, “If I’d known this was a reality show, I would have been watching all along.” He’s a […]
Well, we’re finally back after a long summer hiatus to watch the folks unable to find employment since the cancellation of the Love Boat get some primetime love. I was glad to see that Samantha has taken some time off to pull herself together–I noticed she had really let herself go last season. But seriously, […]
