The political ads
The political ads on DWTS are killing me. That is all.
Did y’all know Marie fainted last season?
DWTS S6W1 The Men
I just about flipped my nut when I saw Monica Seles. I kept saying, “I don’t remember hearing Monica Seles would be on this season! Is that Monica Seles? If so, she’s going to win! I love her!” And so on for several minutes.
So Monica wins, and Kristy Yamaguchi is a very close second. […]
guess who’s back?
Me! Blogging at SRM will resume shortly. We’re behind on our TV watching, but we’re catching up. I should be back to all-out TV blogging next week. Not that there will be any TV about which to blog. Make a deal with the writers already, people!
If y’all want my opinion on GH, here it is: […]
Giant bananas make me want to dance.
DWTS S5W8
I’ve lost my will to live now that Sabrina & Mark are gone. Ok, not my will to live. Just my will to watch.
Last week:
Last week on DWTS, Jennie was good, Marie did one of the best quicksteps all season (in my opinion) and then her dad died, Jane danced a tribute to Johnny & […]
Way ta go, Osmonds and Armed Forces. Way ta go.
DWTS S5W6 results
Jane has suspected food poisoning. So she’s not on the stage tonight. But they didn’t say she’s safe like they did after her mom died when she wasn’t there. That confirms my suspicion of her being in the bottom two tonight. And I think Marie is going home.
They’re doing the group dance again, and poor […]
Producer sabotage plus… Did Marie faint last week?
DWTS S5W6
I’m just wondering. Did Marie faint last week? Because I hadn’t heard anything about that. Samantha says last week was unpredictable. I wonder why that was. Edyta loves her headbands. Hey. Did Marie fall last week? I haven’t heard.
Sabrina & Mark are dancing first. Mark had to be the fourth Cheetah Girl this week, because […]
Samantha needs to study up on the language.
DWTS S5W5 results
I’m gonna go through this quickly and get it off the DVR.
*Marie was self-effacing.
*Samantha asked questions so stupid that you wouldn’t believe they could be asked by someone over three years of age. That said, I do NOT miss Drew.
*Mel & Maks were the encore dance.
*I skipped all the J-Lo stuff.
*The dancers talked about […]
Way to ruin some good snark, Marie!
DWTS S5W5
You know what is teh total suck? Losing your post when you’ve already written about the craziest thing all season to happen on DWTS. Now I have to start from the beginning. I accidentally hit the wrong button, and I hadn’t saved yet, and the autosave hadn’t kicked in yet, so I lost all of […]
Spasmotarded illusionists invade the DWTS S5W4 results
Mark says that he, as a little engine, could, can, will love himself. Floyd says ballroom dancing is better than hip-hop dancing. Mel wants all the truck drivers to vote for her. Helio’s name in Greek is “sun.” And it shows. Jane watched the replay and knows she didn’t break a rule. I just don’t […]
Lift with your legs… no, wait! Don’t lift!
Dancing With the Stars S5W4
Samantha Harris is back! Normally she annoys me a little, but I am counting. my. blessings now. Yay Samantha Harris! She’s not Drew Lachey!
Still having those sound issues when the music plays. Handle. Up.
Mark Cuban & Kym are up first tonight. He’s brought in his daughter to get some daddy sympathy. They’re apparently going to […]
It’s a pleasure saying goodbye to you, Drew
DWTS S5W3 results
Oh, thank goodness. Samantha and her uhhhhs will return next week.
Cameron & Edyta say it’s awesome! that they got some eights. Mark Cuban agrees with the judges that he needs to step it up and be himself. Haha, be careful what you wish for. Wayne says that anyone who says you can lead a […]
Please just stop talking, Drew.
DWTS S5W3
Okay, so last week Zoolander went home, and that seriously hurt my heart. Know what else hurts my heart? Drew Lachey is still on the show.
When they introduce the dancers, the music is too loud for us to hear what the announcers are saying. This is three weeks in a row. Try to get […]
When does Drew get kicked off?
Someone will get the shock of their lives tonight when they get kicked off! Oh noes! Of course, if it’s Mark Cuban, is that really more shocking than finding out you can sell your company for billions of dollars? Really? And if you’re Marie, is it really more shocking than finding out that people want […]
I never thought I’d miss Samantha Harris and her abundance of uhhhhhs.
DWTS S5W2
Hahaha. Tom Bergeron just said that last week was their best opening week ever. Scores wise, maybe, but um… ok, I’ll just say it, I have little shame. Other than a few standouts and legends, this is more like Dancing with the Spares this season, no? It’s true that I’m more rooting for the dancers […]
We tored it up! - DWTS S5W1 results - SarahK version
I think the girl model, Josie Maran will be the first to go. I also think they need to cut this show down to half an hour. Hour-long results shows beat me down, except on American Idol, because man, can ya get a lot of snark out of those.
If Josie Maran doesn’t go first, […]