The Amazing Race: Flight Time–YOUR NAME HAS TIME IN IT. I was so embarrassed when you couldn’t tell time (I’m hoping it was a brain fart) that I wanted to bake you a pie. But hey, who needs to tell analog time when you can weigh gold on a digital scale? Mica–Sigh. You’re on The […]
Dancing With the Stars. See here. And in case you didn’t see their MJ tribute dance, here it is (and I’m so over the tributes, but this is kickin’).
The Amazing Race. Well, I would talk about it, but after twenty minutes of Anderson Cooper interviewing Drew Barrymore (really??) where TAR should have been, I gave […]
If they don’t bring back the sunglasses moments on CSI: Horatio, I’m gonna stop watching. A little hokum with my Caruso, please.
Here’s the thing. Smallville was so good the first half of this season. We were finally really into it again. And then you know what happened?
That’s right.
Lana Freaking Lang. The second she came back, the show started to go downhill. It gets worse by the minute. Soon, I will self-destruct.
FRANK: When cows land on a mysterious island, what do they have to fear?
SARAHK: The Udders.
That’s some bad hat, Harry.
Yay! Viewer discretion is advised! That means lots of violence.
Previously on 24.
Janice is Chloe without sense of humor, spunk, or resourcefulness. And Miles or Mayes or Moss or whatever he’s called agrees with me. Moss says another attack is imminent, and the only option is to find Jack & Tony. He […]
Previously on 24.
Finally, a one-hour episode! The back-to-back eps are rough on me. Whine, whine, whine.
That one dude, the guy in charge at the FBI, is sending out a team to get Tony and Jack. That other dude, the one in charge of Tony’s group, is kicking a guy, trying to convince him to open […]
Previously on 24.
Tony is being transferred to FBI HQ. The prez is learning that Tony is working with Jumo’s regime. He has demands, but I can’t understand what they are. Blah blah Sengala blah blah demands blah blah something. The prez is all kinds of ticked off about the ultimatums. The one dude tells her […]
Please oh please oh please don’t suck. Please be better than last year. The movie in November gave me hope… please don’t suck, 24. Please. I ain’t too proud to beg.
8 a.m.
Random dad and daughter in the car, arguing over her talking on her emergency cell phone. Car is totally broadsided, surely the daughter is […]
JIMMY OLSEN: This can’t happen! It’s like the Hindenburg of disasters!
No, Jimmy, I’m pretty sure the Hindenburg is the Hindenburg of disasters.
BTW, Frank and I are of the opinion that this is the best season of Smallville in a long time. I’m 100% sure that it’s because whiny, fickle Lana is gone. Of course, we […]
The red-headed silicone doll on CSI:NY last night totally looked like Kari Byron, right? I was cracking UP. So Adam and Jamie have been on CSI:Glum, and a Kari doll has been on NY. Now all we need is to see Grant and Tory on CSI:Horatio.
How many times during House last night did you say, “We get it, she’s bisexual,” or “We get it, she likes kissing girls”? I fast forwarded a lot.
Let’s get serious. Heroes is a fun show, but since the disappointing and short second season ended, I’m just not overly excited about the show.
Until tonight. Because tonight, Mistuh Sahhhhk is back on the show. Let’s make him a permanent cast member and give him as big a part as Peter Petrelli. Kthx.
It cracks me […]
I’m not sure when I’ll be able to devote time every night to this blog (I’m sure that American Idol will guarantee at least weekly posts starting in January or February), because our evening TV is limited (stupid dog requiring an hour of exercise every stupid day), and I’m writing and reading more politics these […]
*I’ve been trying to figure out why the pregnant chick is so prominent in the last couple of episodes. She and Sarah are chatting at the hospital, and I’ve decided she’s Cameron’s mother (Allison’s, actually). She says she’s having a boy, but I’ll bet she comes out a girl… Either that, or Casey’s baby is […]
