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Meh.

I was hoping for John Malkovich.

So American Idol finally ends, and up pops another obsession.

I mean, I can’t even stop watching. Every time an episode ends, I turn to Frank and say, “Can we watch another one? Please? Kthx.” But at least with this obsession, I don’t have to blog about it immediately or anything like that. No one is waiting to see what I have to say, whereas […]

Holey Sunglasses of Justice, Batman!

Dude.
Discuss.

Numb3rs is becoming fairly unwatchable

Between all the stories where soldiers and Marines are either criminals or suspected criminals, the incessant babbling by the hippie dad and the genius scientist about how great it is to worship Gaia, and the complete absence of rebuttal about the polar ice caps melting (AS THE ARCTIC ICE HAS SHRUNK OVER THE LAST FEW […]

Long live Horatio Caine!

I mean, the end of tonight’s show wasn’t quite as awesome as the opening a couple of weeks ago when he disposed of half of Brazil without even blinking, but I did cheer tonight. Sic semper child molestors.
That reminds me, though. I don’t like it when they fake me out on the intro. Horatio […]

What?


loves me some sunglasses

There’s only one show that makes me cheer when I hear the theme song start. That’s right, baby. CSI: Horatio. We’re just now getting to watch Monday night’s episode, and the opening with H and the sunglasses and the hokey back-and-forth scene? Just beautiful. That kinda hokey awesomeness brings a tear to my eye.
Frank […]

I know you anxiously await

But we still haven’t finished AI. Tonight we watched LOST and Smallville. Do you think Allison Mack felt completely ridiculous yelling upward in the Fortress for Jor-El? “Jor-El? Um… just standing here looking stupid… so if you could just, um, show yourself or do something dramatic, I’d appreciate it. K thanks.” The journal at the […]

That was just cruel

The whole Jin flashing back / Sun flashing forward thing. Cruel, cruel, cruel. I knew something was up when Jin’s cell phone looked like an old old cell phone. But then hey, Sun’s having a baby, and Jin really needs that panda! And then when the guy said it was the Year of the Dragon, […]

early dinner

Wow, we’re actually eating before 7:30! I’m just stopping in briefly to tell y’all my LOST theories before we watch tonight’s episode. We can discuss what actually happens later. As always, expect spoilers.
Ok, so someone is going to die, and I read that it’s going to be tonight. I think it’s Desmond, but I think […]

So… why not trade Ben for the helicopter?
LOST S4E2

Whoa. The whole Oceanic plane is in the ocean? That’s crazy. I blame the Dharma people. Or the island. Maybe it’s the toner monster in disguise. So they found this near Indonesia. Is the island near Indonesia?
Daniel Faraday, huh? I don’t believe he’s there to rescue them.
Hey, what’s the name of the show? (Frank […]

The Oceanic Six and the Leftovers
LOST S4E1

Ok, so that LOST recap before the premiere tonight was actually great. It was logical instead of chronological. We were both pleased with it.
Wow, that’s a lot of tropical fruit. Looks like papayas. This flashback is in L.A., and I’m guessing this is Jack. Or Jack’s dad, but I’m thinking Jack. I was right! […]

guess who’s back?

Me! Blogging at SRM will resume shortly. We’re behind on our TV watching, but we’re catching up. I should be back to all-out TV blogging next week. Not that there will be any TV about which to blog. Make a deal with the writers already, people!
If y’all want my opinion on GH, here it is: […]

Do it again! Throw Lana against the elevator again!
Smallville S7Esomething

Yay! No Lana this episode! She’s in Metropolis visiting Aunt Nell!
I can’t stand Lois’s new boyfriend. Because he’s evil. And I knew he was evil from the moment we first met him.
I love Fiesty Chloe. She called Lois a whore with her eyes.
DANGIT! LANA LANG RUINS SMALLVILLE AND ALL THE OTHER TV SHOWS IN THE […]

“You know, if I had a blog, this would be a pretty big day for me.”
Chuck S1E8

Snark and notes only. Too busy to do recaps that take me hours.
Oooooh. Marshall Flinkman (Kevin Weissman) as a bad agent. He’s like Suit and Glasses! Except not.
Oh no! Sushi with Ellie and Awesome.
This Lou girl is probably an agent trying to get Chuck’s luuuuuurve. Morgan in sing-song: “Mind cheater! Saw you!”
Wow. Captain Awesome at […]