24. Renee’s definitely gonna replace Jack as the show’s main badass. You heard it here first. Or tenth. I don’t know.
American Idol Denver auditions. So apparently there’s a theme this year: black female country singers. I’ve liked both of them so far. Also, the judges were kinda smoking crack on day 1 of the Denver […]
Woops, forgot to post this last week.
24. 4 p.m. 5 p.m. 6 p.m. 7 p.m.
American Idol. Chicago auditions. Orlando auditions.
Chuck. Morgan as the Assistant Manager will be awesome. I really enjoyed the bit where Morgan fired Lester. And this: “You’re incredible! Is that your spy training?” “Duck Hunt. Nintendo.” Hey, it’s the Tom Cruise Superman […]
Chuck. “Chuck vs. the Pink Slip.” First off, I loved the Honda/Olympics commercial with Morgan, Awesome, and Ellie. Especially Awesome. “Babe. People ski with guns. It’s AWEsome.” And what the hay? Chuck left Sarah & didn’t run away with her? Bad, super bad. Also crazy: Buster’s over-the-top death. And can they say the p-word on […]
Ok, this is late, but it’s New Moon week, so I have other things on my mind.
The Amazing Race. See here.
House. I’m glad Chase finally told Cameron. But Cuddy + the PI? Boo.
Big Bang Theory. “Sorry doesn’t make up for the fact that I had to make chicken and rice with this vegan guy. […]
The Amazing Race. See here.
Dancing With the Stars. See here.
The Big Bang Theory. This slayed me (watch here):
HOWARD: Sheldon knows football?
LEONARD: Apparently.
HOWARD: I mean, Quidditch, sure, but football?
LEONARD: Sheldon, how do you know this stuff?
SHELDON: I grew up in Texas. Football is ubiquitous in Texas. Pro football, college football, high school football, pee wee football. […]
The Amazing Race: Flight Time–YOUR NAME HAS TIME IN IT. I was so embarrassed when you couldn’t tell time (I’m hoping it was a brain fart) that I wanted to bake you a pie. But hey, who needs to tell analog time when you can weigh gold on a digital scale? Mica–Sigh. You’re on The […]
Dancing With the Stars. See here. And in case you didn’t see their MJ tribute dance, here it is (and I’m so over the tributes, but this is kickin’).
The Amazing Race. Well, I would talk about it, but after twenty minutes of Anderson Cooper interviewing Drew Barrymore (really??) where TAR should have been, I gave […]
We’re talking Arrested Development levels of funny.
We had to pause the DVR during 30 Rock when Tracy’s kid started hitting him with the lamp, and Tracy said, “HEY! STOP PATRICIDING!” BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I’m still crying from all the guffawing. This show is SO. FUNNY.
If you’re not watching this show because Alec Baldwin is a crazy tool in real life and Tina Fey […]
Tiger orgasm lipstick. Jenna is hilarious.
The logo on David Schwimmer’s leotard looks like the Glenn Beck logo.
“Hillary Clinton wants an all-homosexual army. How will that affect my family?”
“I just wish my mother were still alive. So I could rub it in her fat face.”
Tracy: “Will you come? Please?” “Nooooo, I can’t. I only go to […]
Followship Award. “I proudly accept this on behalf of followers everywhere.” Hahaha.
“Where do you invest your money, Liz?” “I have, like, twelve grand in checking.” “Are you an… immigrant?” I love Jack. Love him.
Hahahaha. “I grew up wanting to be Samantha on ‘Bewitched.’ Closest I ever got was being married to a gay guy for […]
“Bling! Bling! That is ghetto-fabulous!”
“Did you know that in the morning they have food, TV, almost everything!”
“Enorme. Make him chase the chunk.” A fragrance for plus-sized women.
Steve Buscemi! He’s everywhere this week. He was also on the Simpsons. I heart him. “Have you ever been arrested?” “I have. The 1976 Democratic Convention. But it’s ok. […]
“You ate that whole thing?” I hear that often.
GOB Bluth! Hooray!
Cult created by Stan Lee! Haha. Marvel characters *are* wacky and secretive. Never want anyone to know their real names… Civil war over cult-membersuperhero registration…
ICU81MI? Tracey is so in his own world.
“For your height, your weight puts you in the disgusting range.” LOL.
ROFL! “You do […]
Yeah, that was pretty much hilarious. Nothing to add, except that if you’re not watching because you (like me) can’t stand Alec Baldwin, give it a shot anyway. Look past it. If you’re not watching because you don’t think it’s funny, I can’t help you. Your brain does not work properly.
