We had to pause the DVR during 30 Rock when Tracy’s kid started hitting him with the lamp, and Tracy said, “HEY! STOP PATRICIDING!” BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I’m still crying from all the guffawing. This show is SO. FUNNY.
If you’re not watching this show because Alec Baldwin is a crazy tool in real life and Tina Fey […]
I’m not sure when I’ll be able to devote time every night to this blog (I’m sure that American Idol will guarantee at least weekly posts starting in January or February), because our evening TV is limited (stupid dog requiring an hour of exercise every stupid day), and I’m writing and reading more politics these […]
That line kills me.
It has been far too long since I had my last Pushing Daisies fix. I’m so glad it’s finally here!
All the bee puns are also killing me.
Olive has quit! LOL at the hills being alive and the nuns cherishing Olive’s silence. That will make for some great comedy.
“No. It is […]
Fun premiere. My favorite part was when Casey was practicing his shooting so he could shoot Chuck later. Osama gets a bullet. Hitler gets a bullet. Reagan pops up, and Casey winks at him. LOL. We love him. Also, when he has to bust the Gipper’s picture to get to his adrenaline shot, he first […]
Hiya, Buddy!
Michael: “The company fired her for having the courage to augment her boobs.”
Pam: “The warehouse got a ping pong table last week. Now Jim comes down and plays with Darrell. Sometimes I bring him juice. My boyfriend is twelve.”
ROFL. Kelly: “Trash talk is all hypothetical. Like, your mama’s so fat, she could eat the […]
Snark and notes only. Too busy to do recaps that take me hours.
Oooooh. Marshall Flinkman (Kevin Weissman) as a bad agent. He’s like Suit and Glasses! Except not.
Oh no! Sushi with Ellie and Awesome.
This Lou girl is probably an agent trying to get Chuck’s luuuuuurve. Morgan in sing-song: “Mind cheater! Saw you!”
Wow. Captain Awesome at […]
Tiger orgasm lipstick. Jenna is hilarious.
The logo on David Schwimmer’s leotard looks like the Glenn Beck logo.
“Hillary Clinton wants an all-homosexual army. How will that affect my family?”
“I just wish my mother were still alive. So I could rub it in her fat face.”
Tracy: “Will you come? Please?” “Nooooo, I can’t. I only go to […]
JD: “Nothing in my life could compare to this.” Turk: “That’s not your kid.” JD: “I know, but he reminds me of Sam.” Turk: “Dude, that’s a girl.” JD: “Would you just stop ruining it?”
So, has it been long enough for Kim to have gotten a job at another hospital? I guess at least six […]
Pam: “Ryan invited some of the branch managers and Toby into the woods for a get-to-know-you weekend. Michael was not invited. Apparently they already knew everything they needed to know about him.”
I love that everyone is saying in their interviews, “Michael wasn’t invited.”
Michael to Toby: “Hey! Nobody cares! Nobody cares! I need that room at […]
I’m excited about this Chuck before it even begins. We’re gonna find out more about why Bryce emailed the database to Chuck, of all people.
At Stanford University, a professor is giving a lecture about mosaic images — images within images. A man who looks very strong and foreign (Russian-ish) walks into the back of the […]
“How’s it going, Keith?” “You ruined my life.” “Nice to see you.”
“It’s remarkable. Your handwriting is even more annoying than your voice.”
“I am your doctor. Deal with it?
How can you be exercising playing video games if you’re not Wiiing?
“I’m gonna be a bluncle!” I knew that meant black uncle even before they explained it to […]
Wow, Karen’s the regional manager of the Utica Dunder-Mifflin.
“I got an offer from Utica for more money, and I’m gonna take it.” I love Stanley’s complete apathy in everything he says.
“Clearly Karen is trying to get back at us because Jim dumped her.”
“You cannot take the hilarious black guy from the office.” “I don’t know […]
There is just no snarking this show. It’s too well-written and way too funny. But we can laugh together at the best lines.
“Ned hates Halloween, you know. Makes him moodier than a pumpkin full of PMS.”
“When he sees all this, you’re gonna be one sorry little zombie. Seriously, you’re so… dead.” I love Olive! She’s […]
A guy is running through the basement of a building carrying a laptop. Security spots him and pulls a gun on him. The laptop guy looks sickly and pale. All the cameras go out, and while the guard is distracted, computer guy knocks out the guard, takes his badge, and uses it to escape. He […]
Last season of Scrubs. I hope it’s awesome like the first five.
Let’s just get this out of the way. J.D. has always been a flake and a bad boyfriend to Elliot. He only wants her when he can’t have her… They shouldn’t end up together. But I want them to.
Snoop Dog attending? That’s right, baby.
Elliot […]
