FYI, Frank was my #1 “crush,” but MASH didn’t choose him for me.
I will marry Spike.
After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Boise in our fabulous House.
We will have 47 kid(s) together.
Our family will zoom around in a Brown Volvo XC90.
I will spend […]
Thank goodness it’s almost over. Unfortunately we have to endure two hours of filler. I mean, I could just read about it on the interwebz, since the show is probably over on the east coast by now, but that wouldn’t be snarky enough.
97.5 million votes came in for the show last night. I’d wager 40% […]
Seriously? Um… let’s get ready to rumble?
David Cook in a boxing robe, in the red corner. I won’t argue with that. And then there’s this dude, weighing in at “100 pounds soaking wet” — true dat — in the blue corner. The boxing announcer dude says that THIS! IS AMERICAN IDOL! And he’s about 1/10th […]
The top three are singing “Ain’t No Stopping Us Now,” and again I ask, really? All the songs in the musical ‘verse to choose from, and we get that cheeseball song?
Crappy Ford commercial. “Heaven.” This week they didn’t even try, did they?
56 million votes last night. I didn’t bother, because I can never get through […]
Is it, Ryan? Is it American Idol?
High school student, actress, bartender. If anyone but the bartender wins this thing, I might not be able to motivate myself next year.
Right. Addictions are just *so* easy to give up. No, not the addiction to American Idol. The addiction to writing about American Idol.
LOL. Marilou Henner […]
Ryan just said, “This is American Idol.” Weeeeird. He didn’t say, “This! … is A…merican Idol.”
Frank and I want to know why Randy is always being so mean to the contestants and making them cry. Ryan wants to know if Simon was angry last night. “I wasn’t angry. More like full of hate.” He didn’t […]
I’m so thankful we’re down to four. Soon I’ll have my Tuesday nights back until next year.
BTW. I keep hearing/seeing people say/write that this is the worst. season. evah. I totally disagree. Last season was the worst. season. evah. I loved that the top 24 this year actually had talent. No Sanjayas. Sure, some of […]
Ryan says, “We are live, and this is American Idol.” Yeah, we got the full effect of live last night when Pauler took a dip in the vodka pool in Koo-Koo Land.
I think it’s funny that the British music stars are performing so much on Idol lately.
Oh good! A Neil Diamond song and/or medley! Are […]
Whew. Stacy at Hosting Matters got my post back for me. Because she’s awesome.
Says Ryan: Carly is watching from home tonight. Way to stay classy, Ry.
Tonight is Neil Diamond night. And we get two songs from each of the five. Oh yeah. This is gonna be a neverending party. I wish instead of Neil Diamond, […]
Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber is at the piano while the six sing “All I Ask of You.” Well, I enjoyed the piano at least.
By the way, Ryan kissed Simon on the head at the top of the show. I think I’m supposed to be all shocked and awed or something, but really I’m just […]
I think ever since Rachl Lukis said that Ryan stretches “American” way too long, he’s making it even longer just to get under her skin. Ry Ry says they’re pushing the contestants harder than they ever have before. While you’re at it, why don’t you push little David A off into a pit in Canaan […]
Ryan says he’s Ryan Seacrest. And anything can happen on this show: even Ryan being a total dillhole when he dismissed Michael last week.
Oooooh. Ryan says someone’s luck has run out. Luck… luck… does he mean the luck o’ the Oirish or the luck of having a couple of good weeks (and being blonde)?
The […]
Ryan talks about how shocking it was last week when Michael was dismissed, but he fails to mention what a douche he was giving him the false hope.
Kristy does her own version of the seal clap and looks even more awkward than Pauler when Pauler does it.
Prepare for suckitude, y’all. It’s Mariah Carey night, […]
I haven’t watched Idol Gives Back yet (I’ve therefore put off adopting a precious black child for one more day), but I want to see who goes home. So I predicted Brooke to go home with Brooke, Syesha, and Carly in the bottom three. I’m not sure about my go home pick.
Idol Gave Back last […]
Hellooooooo, my friends! Wow, that was lame. Anyway, Tuesday was a bad day, and I ended up with no time for Idol. Woke up Wednesday in pain, had to get an emergency massage last night, etc. Once I was done with dinner and blah blah blah, all I wanted was a hot bath full of […]
