Sorry, y’all. This episode of the Idol finale preempted by Family Guy, the stupidest and least funny show in the history of the world, followed by The Simpsons.
I’m not even kidding. The 1st hour of my 2 hour Idol finale is Family Guy and the Simpsons. Which means I’m going to get 1 hour […]
This… is the last week I watch American Idol with any consistency! Disclaimer: I will watch if Harry Connick Jr. or David Foster replaces Simon and they keep Ellen. Ditching Kara wouldn’t hurt, either.
Boooo. Simon’s last week on the show. But yay, more free time. Except maybe not, because I’ll watch X-Factor.
Crystal and Lee […]
Thanks, America, for finally sending Mike home. I love you again. Oh, and thank goodness the judges can’t force him on us again, right? We told you no once, judges. I don’t like the judges’ save.
Um… WHY did Ellen pick a song for Crystal that repeats “maybe I’m a man” over and over? UM. But […]
Please go take the American Idol survey and tell them how much you hate Kahra (as a judge, not as a person), miss Pauler, and love Harry Connick Jr.
All I want to know is: how in the world does Harry Connick, Jr. only have three Grammys?
Oh, um, this is American Idol, and I LOOOOOOOOVE Harry Connick Jr. He’s writing all the compositions and arrangements for this week, which is awesome. “You think Shania Twain was up in here doing this?”
So it’s Frank Sinatra […]
This… is American Idol. And this… is going to be sucktastic, because they’re doing hurricanes and rainbows songs. I can’t WAIT! Well, obviously I can since it’s Thursday morning and I’m just now watching. But hey. Making a person, so give me a break.
You know, Big Mike, there’s nothing I love more than white jackets. […]
This will be brief, but I have opinions.
Aaron. “The Long and Winding Road.” Please just stop already. Please, I beg you. And tweeners, please stop voting for him. You are draining my soul out through my busted eardrums.
Katie. “Let It Be.” This was the first time I’ve liked her at all, very well done. […]
Thank you for your requests, demands, and interest. I’ll get back to Idol blogging soon. Probably not until Idol is back to 1 hour on Tuesdays. I just do not have time for 2-hour shows right now, which means 3-4 hours of blogging for me. I’m trying to get ready for the baby, spending a […]
Tonight we find out who the top 12 are. This… is American Idol.
Lovely. Randy photoshopped on a bikini body.
And now the top 16 are singing Michael Buble’s “I Just Haven’t Met You Yet.” It’s nicely done, very well lip synced.
Next week will be Rolling Stones week. That should be perfectly disastrous.
Didi is up first. She’s […]
This… is American Idol.
Ooooh. Simon is wearing dark grey. Like that color on him. Ryan calls Kahra Simon’s binky, and it’s a whole weird thing, especially since Simon doesn’t know what a binky is.
01 Lee Dewyze is doing “Fireflies” by Owl City. He sounds good. A few pitch problems here and there, but mostly it’s […]
Ryan is all dramatic about the girls. And this… is American Idol.
Ellen’s sitting on Simon’s lap, whispering sweet nothings or kissing him or something.
Simon says this is the worst night to go, because you’re so close to the top 12 and then you fail.
01 Katie Stevens is doing Kelly’s “Breakaway.” Wow, she’s pitchy early in […]
I’m so happy that I don’t know last week’s results yet. Somehow I managed to avoid hearing on Twitter, Facebook, and SRM.
The sound for this show sounds like it’s being run through a robot filter.
Ooh. Simon thought he got praise of one contestant wrong and that when he watched it back, one of […]
Ellen has dressed up more tonight and Kahra’s not so dressy.
01 Crystal Bowersox has a twin brother, whom she describes as a square. Yeah, well my sibs call me the same thing, so he must be awesome. She’s singing CCR’s “Long as I Can See the Light” and plans to put a gospel twist on […]
01 Michael “Big Mike” Lynche. “This is a Man’s World.” Booooorrrrrrrring. Sounded like something you might play while you’re having sex, not something you’d want to hear on the radio. Bleh. RANDY: Standing o. SARAHK: Um, ok. ELLEN: Loved. KARA: I didn’t get it until tonight. You went from singer to potentially great artist. I […]
This… is American Idol.
Ryan asks why Simon was harsher than normal. Eh, I didn’t think so. I thought he was smoking crack a few times, but not any harsher than normal. Ellen was surprised that she said she likes bananas. Randy says the early top 24 rounds are tough. Ryan asks Kahra how things are […]
