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Quick Hits: The Week in TV (w/e 2/27/10)

Undercover Boss. I am totally in love with this show. And the CEO of 7-11. And his employees. Especially Igor. Every time Igor spoke, I cried. He kept going on and on about how wonderful America is, how it’s the best country in the world. I break down any time I hear foreigners who have […]

Quick Hits: The Week in TV (w/e 2/20/10)

The Amazing Race. Don’t worry, kids! There are plenty of gays on TAR this season, so you don’t have to worry that the ever-predictable streak will end. Ok, at first I was rooting for the cowboys, and then they traded in their American money for Brazilian money when they were going to Chile. Still impressed […]

Quick Hits: The Week in TV (w/e 2/6/10)

24. Renee’s definitely gonna replace Jack as the show’s main badass. You heard it here first. Or tenth. I don’t know.
American Idol Denver auditions. So apparently there’s a theme this year: black female country singers. I’ve liked both of them so far. Also, the judges were kinda smoking crack on day 1 of the Denver […]

Quick Hits: The Week in TV (w/e 1/23/10)

Woops, forgot to post this last week.
24. 4 p.m. 5 p.m. 6 p.m. 7 p.m.
American Idol. Chicago auditions. Orlando auditions.
Chuck. Morgan as the Assistant Manager will be awesome. I really enjoyed the bit where Morgan fired Lester. And this: “You’re incredible! Is that your spy training?” “Duck Hunt. Nintendo.” Hey, it’s the Tom Cruise Superman […]

24 Day 8 7 p.m. to 8 p.m. Crazy Renee is Awesome Renee.

Previously on 24.
Slouchy talks to Lady Prez and tries to take credit for the fact that Hassan isn’t dead right now. “One of our agents detected the ambush.” Um, Jack Bauer told one of your agents about the ambush.
Cole is only minorly injured and runs to get Hassan out of his car. Mikhail walks up […]

24 Day 8 6 p.m. to 7 p.m. “Say it. Out loud.” “Vampire.”

Previously on 24.
I truly never get tired of Sean Callery’s theme. And here we go.
Hastings updates Rob that he has no update on the Reed sitch. They’re in her laptop, but she says she’s innocent. Rob says the peace process relies on CTU. Everything in the world relies on CTU.
Ortiz asks Danabuck about the […]

24 Day 8 5 p.m. to 6 p.m. Just because you put guns in it doesn’t make it less of a purse.

Viewer discretion… is advised.
Previously on 24.
Wow, I missed in the last episode where Jack stuck a fire ax through that one guy’s chest. Certified JackAttack.
Russian guy wants to accelerate the attack, FPJ wants to know where his EMTs are. Also wants to tell Hastings that he should have listened to him about having a […]

24 Day 8 4 p.m. to 5 p.m. “Give me your gun so I can threaten you with it.”

Viewer discretion is advised! Events occur in real time, unless you count the fairy tale traffic 24’s characters always encounter.
So at the beginning, some guy we don’t know is getting ready to snipe at some other guy we don’t know, but he can’t take the shot, and the 2nd unknown goes inside a crackhouse. […]

24 Day Eight: Season Finale. Thank goodness.

Frank isn’t letting me pause during the show, so I’m just throwing out thoughts. Can’t do a decent snark.
6:00 a.m.
*The First Subplot Daughter is giving testimony in some matter or another. Who cares? Not me. Bring on the cougars.
*The Prez is in a meeting explaining that there are two hours left, so we can’t […]

24 Day Seven: 1 p.m. to 2 p.m.

That’s some bad hat, Harry.
Yay! Viewer discretion is advised! That means lots of violence.
Previously on 24.
Janice is Chloe without sense of humor, spunk, or resourcefulness. And Miles or Mayes or Moss or whatever he’s called agrees with me. Moss says another attack is imminent, and the only option is to find Jack & Tony. He […]

24 Day Seven: 12 p.m. to 1 p.m.
Jack in a skirt

Previously on 24.
Finally, a one-hour episode! The back-to-back eps are rough on me. Whine, whine, whine.
That one dude, the guy in charge at the FBI, is sending out a team to get Tony and Jack. That other dude, the one in charge of Tony’s group, is kicking a guy, trying to convince him to open […]

24 Day Seven: 10 a.m. to 12 p.m.

Previously on 24.
Tony is being transferred to FBI HQ. The prez is learning that Tony is working with Jumo’s regime. He has demands, but I can’t understand what they are. Blah blah Sengala blah blah demands blah blah something. The prez is all kinds of ticked off about the ultimatums. The one dude tells her […]

24 Day Seven: 8 a.m. to 10 a.m.
Tony sells his soul-patch to the devil.

Please oh please oh please don’t suck. Please be better than last year. The movie in November gave me hope… please don’t suck, 24. Please. I ain’t too proud to beg.
8 a.m.
Random dad and daughter in the car, arguing over her talking on her emergency cell phone. Car is totally broadsided, surely the daughter is […]

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