Undercover Boss. I am totally in love with this show. And the CEO of 7-11. And his employees. Especially Igor. Every time Igor spoke, I cried. He kept going on and on about how wonderful America is, how it’s the best country in the world. I break down any time I hear foreigners who have […]
This… is American Idol.
Ryan asks why Simon was harsher than normal. Eh, I didn’t think so. I thought he was smoking crack a few times, but not any harsher than normal. Ellen was surprised that she said she likes bananas. Randy says the early top 24 rounds are tough. Ryan asks Kahra how things are […]
Ryan says, “This… is American–Simon, stop talking.” Hahaha. Anyway, this… is American Idol.
Simon’s showing deep cleavage tonight. Randy says be true to yourselves, guys. Kahra says the biggest thing is nerves. Ryan mentions that she’s been up there in a bikini, so how do you control your nerves? I don’t remember what Kahra says. Ellen […]
So tonight we have the top 12 girls. This… is American Idol.
It’s so sad to see Simon at the judges’ table without Pauler. So. Simon said in the NY Post that it’s gonna be a girls’ year. Which means the guys will step up. Ryan asks Kahra a question, but I’m not listening. Randy tells […]
The Amazing Race. Don’t worry, kids! There are plenty of gays on TAR this season, so you don’t have to worry that the ever-predictable streak will end. Ok, at first I was rooting for the cowboys, and then they traded in their American money for Brazilian money when they were going to Chile. Still impressed […]
24. Renee’s definitely gonna replace Jack as the show’s main badass. You heard it here first. Or tenth. I don’t know.
American Idol Denver auditions. So apparently there’s a theme this year: black female country singers. I’ve liked both of them so far. Also, the judges were kinda smoking crack on day 1 of the Denver […]
Aw yeah. Tonight is the always awful group day. This… is American Idol. And this is one of the hardest to blog, because there’s too much going on, too many names flying around at once, and too much DRAMA.
We’ve got 96 contestants left.
The group that named themselves Phoenix has a girl from last year […]
Ryan says that Ellen’s what we’ve all been waiting for. And by “we,” he means “no one.” Anyway, this… is American Idol.
BTW, did y’all miss me? You’d better say yes, or I’ll cry, and I’m ugly when I cry. Catch my Idol thoughts for last week’s shows in my Quick Hits, which will hopefully be […]
Woops, forgot to post this last week.
24. 4 p.m. 5 p.m. 6 p.m. 7 p.m.
American Idol. Chicago auditions. Orlando auditions.
Chuck. Morgan as the Assistant Manager will be awesome. I really enjoyed the bit where Morgan fired Lester. And this: “You’re incredible! Is that your spy training?” “Duck Hunt. Nintendo.” Hey, it’s the Tom Cruise Superman […]
