It has to be said
If they don’t bring back the sunglasses moments on CSI: Horatio, I’m gonna stop watching. A little hokum with my Caruso, please.
I know, I know
The three of you who stick around during the off season want to know my thoughts on Paula Abdul leaving American Idol. While I’m trying to figure out something coherent to say, go see how I’m spending my day.
American Idol 8 The Finale! “I can see her penis.”
And here we go. Ryan says THIS is the Finale. And THIS is American Idol. The boys are both dressed in white, because, you know, they like to do that look at least once a season. Where’s the choir, though? Haven’t seen them yet this season.
Jolie Fisher in the house.
Oh. Good cow. Wow. Randy’s […]
AI: The Difference
Tracey lays it out for you.
American Idol 8 Top 2. Oh, Kahra. That song is so awful.
Oh, oh, oh. Y’all, I can’t say how exciting excited I am. I can try, though. Two more eps of Idol and my little snarking fingers get a rest.
Not that I’m not ultra-stoked about American Idol this week. Ryan says it’s down to the guy next door versus the guyliner. That’s cute. Oh, Pauler. You […]
24 Day Eight: Season Finale. Thank goodness.
Frank isn’t letting me pause during the show, so I’m just throwing out thoughts. Can’t do a decent snark.
6:00 a.m.
*The First Subplot Daughter is giving testimony in some matter or another. Who cares? Not me. Bring on the cougars.
*The Prez is in a meeting explaining that there are two hours left, so we can’t […]
I’m now on Twitter
I’m not interesting, so you shouldn’t follow me. Oh, and I only just joined, so it will take me a while to figure it out. Twitter’s hard.
American Idol 8 Top 3 results. Ahem. I called it. Because I’m awesome.
Tonight’s American Idol opens with an ad for the new Ben Stiller/Hank Azaria movie.
Over 88 million votes came in. Ryan says to think again if you think you know how this is gonna roll out. Oh, Ryan, don’t you tease me. A Danny/Kris finale? No way, dude. Only a million votes separate 1st and 2nd […]
American Idol 8 Top 3. Shut up, Kahra. Just shut up. Forever.
It’s the 300th episode of… American Idol. I know, you thought I was gonna say America’s Next Top Model, what with Adam doing his little turn on the catwalk, but you’re wrong.
Two songs each tonight: The Judges’ Sabotage and the singer’s choice.
01 Pauler decided to sabotage Danny with fervor by picking a Terence Trent D’Arby […]
American Idol 8 Top 4 results. Enunciation FTW!
So I got spoiled on tonight’s results. I can’t even be upset that Facebook spoiled me, because I’m quite happy with the dismissal. It’s all dark in the studio, and this is American Idol.
Oh yes, baby. Pauler’s gonna perform tonight. Be still my drug habit. I know, it’s not supposed to be funny anymore, […]
American Idol 8 Top 4. Rock Week. Sigh. Fail.
It’s Rock Night on American Idol. Y’all pray for me, yo. Oh, and they’re doing what I’ve wished they would do all along, pairing off for duets. Awesome.
Whoa. So they had an accident on set, and the contestants didn’t even get a proper run-through! Egad! What will this unprecedented situation beget?! Mayhem, I predict! Mayhem!
Ryan […]
American Idol 8 Top 5 results. Apparently I’m the only one not surprised about Adam.
This is American Idol. I’m tired.
Simon says that he watched last night’s show back, and everyone was good. The competition is wide open right now.
Ryan says they’re gonna sing “I Don’t Mean a Thing”… Um. I think he means “It.” I see Allison is back to her non-enunciating ways. I can’t believe I’m gonna […]
American Idol 8 Top 5. Hey, tonight’s Idol didn’t suck!
Yay! We’re down to the top five! Which means no more overhyping the potential use of the judges’ save! Awwwww yeeeaaaaaaahhhh. Why am I aw yeahing? Because we all know they’ll now be overhyping the judges’ inability to save anyone.
They’re doing Rat Pack this week. Wowwwww. Their surprise mentor is Jamie Foxx. That’s pretty coolio. […]
American Idol 8 Top 7 results. I’m so relieved for Lil.
This is American Idol. And this is your resident racist, SarahK.
Ryan says Happy Earth Day, and approximately three people in the audience give a hearty crap about that. Gives me hope, you know? That America’s youth isn’t completely brainwashed. Either that, or being earth-aware is so last year.
Pauler choreographed the group number this week. Hopefully […]
American Idol 8 Top 7. Welcome to the Hellmouth (disco week).
This is American Idol, and this is disco week. SPIKE: Also known as “Welcome to the Hellmouth.”
So last week, Matt got saved. Which means that tomorrow night, Matt and Lil will go home. No saves.
Why do people cheer for Kahra? Just ’cause they’re nice, I guess. Hey, I wonder how many times Ryan will say […]