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Dancing With the Stars: The Finals. Mya & Dimitri vs. Whomever.

So we’re down to the anticlimactic finals of Dancing With the Stars. Seriously, Joanna & Derek and Mya & Dimitri should be the top two, and I’m almost as upset about last week’s result as I was about Sabrina & Mark going home. The results of this final are the biggest foregone conclusion since the […]

Quick Hits: The Week in TV (w/e 11/14/09)

Ok, this is late, but it’s New Moon week, so I have other things on my mind.
The Amazing Race. See here.
House. I’m glad Chase finally told Cameron. But Cuddy + the PI? Boo.
Big Bang Theory. “Sorry doesn’t make up for the fact that I had to make chicken and rice with this vegan guy. […]

Bad News

Dollhouse has been cancelled. FOX is planning to air the rest of the season’s 13 episodes starting in December, and Joss is going to give the series a proper ending.
I take solace in the fact that Joss didn’t have time to kill off Topher and make Ballard gay.
Oh, who am I kidding? They haven’t […]

The Amazing Race 15 week 7. “That’s ghetto.”

This is the Amazing Race!
Sam & Dan arrived first to the last pit stop. Now all the teams will fly to Stockholm and go to an amusement park and find a certain ride. They’re fighting from the off about driving and directions, and the one driving is a drama queen. Meghan & Cheyne have […]

Quick Hits: The Week in TV (w/e 11/7/09)

The Amazing Race. See here.
Dancing With the Stars. See here.
The Big Bang Theory. This slayed me (watch here):
HOWARD: Sheldon knows football?
LEONARD: Apparently.
HOWARD: I mean, Quidditch, sure, but football?
LEONARD: Sheldon, how do you know this stuff?
SHELDON: I grew up in Texas. Football is ubiquitous in Texas. Pro football, college football, high school football, pee wee football. […]

Dancing With the Stars Week 7. The FACE, Aaron, fix the FACE.

Liiiiiiiiiive (two nights ago), it’s Dancing With the Stars!
Oh crap. I forgot Aaron & Karina are still here. Please make it stop. For the record, I think it’s so stupid that Mya has an accent on the y in her name. Lacey’s sick this week, so Anna Trebunskya (sp?) is dancing in her place. I […]

The Amazing Race 15. “I said I don’t wanna talk about it! Get that camera out of my face!”

Only six teams left on this season of The Amazing Race. After last week’s meltdowny end, we’ll need some serious girl drama to top that cryfest.
So we’re starting off in Dubai. Meghan & Cheyne (whose mom must have hated him to spell his name like that) are first to start, and they’re one of […]

Quick Hits: The Week in TV (w/e 10/31/09)

The Amazing Race: Flight Time–YOUR NAME HAS TIME IN IT. I was so embarrassed when you couldn’t tell time (I’m hoping it was a brain fart) that I wanted to bake you a pie. But hey, who needs to tell analog time when you can weigh gold on a digital scale? Mica–Sigh. You’re on The […]