This is American Idol. I’m tired.
Simon says that he watched last night’s show back, and everyone was good. The competition is wide open right now.
Ryan says they’re gonna sing “I Don’t Mean a Thing”… Um. I think he means “It.” I see Allison is back to her non-enunciating ways. I can’t believe I’m gonna […]
Yay! We’re down to the top five! Which means no more overhyping the potential use of the judges’ save! Awwwww yeeeaaaaaaahhhh. Why am I aw yeahing? Because we all know they’ll now be overhyping the judges’ inability to save anyone.
They’re doing Rat Pack this week. Wowwwww. Their surprise mentor is Jamie Foxx. That’s pretty coolio. […]
This is American Idol. And this is your resident racist, SarahK.
Ryan says Happy Earth Day, and approximately three people in the audience give a hearty crap about that. Gives me hope, you know? That America’s youth isn’t completely brainwashed. Either that, or being earth-aware is so last year.
Pauler choreographed the group number this week. Hopefully […]
This is American Idol, and this is disco week. SPIKE: Also known as “Welcome to the Hellmouth.”
So last week, Matt got saved. Which means that tomorrow night, Matt and Lil will go home. No saves.
Why do people cheer for Kahra? Just ’cause they’re nice, I guess. Hey, I wonder how many times Ryan will say […]
Yeah, so it’s American Idol, yo.
Oh, good. I just haven’t seen enough of Miley Cyrus lately. Thank goodness she’ll be performing tonight. I bet Jennifer Hudson’s just so thrilled that she gets to share a stage with IT’S MILEY!!!
The Ford commercial is Freeze Frame. And Matt is the only one not on a magazine cover. […]
RYAN: This… is Quentin Tarantino. QUENTIN: And THIS is American Idol!
Wow, Randy’s dressed like one of those banana fudge bombs. Kahra is still at the judges’ table for some reason. Pauler is shiny. Simon is dashing. Since Kahra’s blathering cut off Adam’s performance on all our DVRs last week, they’re judging the contestants two at […]
It’s really dumb that the American Idol results show is as long as the competition show. Once the singing gets down to an hour (plus however many minutes are devoted to Kahra’s blathering).
LOL. Rowdi just groaned when Ryan said Kellie Pickler would be here.
The year Simon was born, 1959, “Venus” was a big song, Frankie […]
Wow. Are there still 8? At least we’re down to roughly an hour, and that makes me quite happy. What? Anoop’s still in this? It was a lovely dream I had when he was already gone. But you know, I’m glad Megan’s gone.
This is American Idol. HEY! It’s that Fringe guy, the one that cameos […]
This is American Idol.
Someone named Lady Gaga is here. Never heard of her. Oh, and David Cook! Heard of him, love him.
Kahra’s happy she gets heckled by the audience now, because it means she’s, like, one of the gang. No, Kahra. You’ll never be one of the gang. Simon is asked who should leave […]
No, it’s not, Ryan. It’s NOT American Idol. I don’t believe you. Oh, awesome, we’re having massive sound issues.
I don’t even know what the wretched theme is tonight.
RYAN: Simon, what are you looking forward to tonight? SIMON: You being amazing, the artists being amazing, SarahK being amazing, Pauler looking like cake icing, Kahra talking […]
