Okay, so here’s what happened last week. Because you want to know, I can feel it. SarahK, why no Idol blogging last week? Well, Idol is supposed to come on Tuesday nights, so I scheduled my 1.5 hour massage for 6:00 on Wednesday night. And then we had to have a speech about how none of this is our president’s fault and since it’s not his fault, he’s just gonna cry and blame Bush, because it’s worked for the past six to eight years, and would you just PLEASE tell us how you plan to fix it and stop with your blame game? What a big baby. Anyway. So I got home at like 8:30 on Wednesday night, then there was fixing dinner, and then eating, and then it’s 9:30, and I don’t have time to blog Idol for the next four hours. And then Thursday night’s Bible study, and let’s just be honest: I’ve been all about my new Kindle 2 this week, because I love it so much that I want to marry it.

So I didn’t even watch it till tonight, because no time. And I’m so sorry I didn’t, because the one night I’m not watching and blogging in detail, what happens? Twi-talk! ARGH! Alice and I would have had so much fun with it.

Here’s my quick rundown:
Jasmine: Blah. Song choice.
Matt G: Blah. And WHAT? Song choice.
Jeanine: I would probably sacrifice a small child for her legs.
Norman: I love him and really wish they’d put him in the wildcard round.
Allison: LOVE her, unless you count her clothing. But the girl can SANG.
Kris: Girl spelling of his name, but whatevs. Sings well, but seriously. Man in the Mirror?
Megan: Moments of good, but she was pitchydawg, and she should stay away from the permanent markers.
Matt B: Song choice was teh suck. Not impressed.
Jesse: Boy spelling of her name, but whatevs. Liked her voice, but what a snoozer with the song choice.
Kai: Snore.
Mishavonna: Love her voice. Hate her stage presence.
Adam: Ok. We must talk about Adam. My word, that boy’s RANGE! He can SANG. And then Randy’s like, you’re a cross between such and such and such and such and Robert Pattinson from Twilight. Hahahahaha! I don’t think he meant you look like Robert Pattinson in particular or that you sing like him (you don’t). I think he was just trying to say you look like a vampire. I don’t get it, but it’s funny anyway. Oh, and then Adam answered the is-he-or-isn’t-he question when he said, “I love those books! And the movie!”

I would have ranked them:
Allison
Adam
Norman (I’m sorry! It’s true!)
Kris
Mishavonna
Megan
Matt B.
Jesse
Matt G
Kai
Jasmine
Jeanine

I would have voted for the first six, with a billion votes for Allison.