This is American Idol. And I’m feeling all crappy, so I don’t even care. I already got spoiled (please don’t post results in my comments before I blog them! Mwah!), and I can hardly breathe because my throat is goopy and sore.
The good news is, I get to fast forward through Ruben Studdard.
LOL, […]
Welcome to Motown night on American Idol. Or as I like to call it: Please Kill Me Quickly Night. Ryan says everyone is rebounded from the flu outbreak from last week, but still in shock over Alexis. The judges pretend to be sad over her departure, but they didn’t save her, so cry me a […]
Dang. Ryan says the results may shock me. Alice? ALICE: I’ve been saying all along that Kahra’s a werewolf, so step back, mkay?
BTW, this is American Idol. Hahahahaha. Ryan called Brad Paisley “Brad Paisey.” Country obviously isn’t his bag, folks. On the recap, I notice that Megan looks very lazy onstage. Like, yeah, whatevs, I’m […]
This is American Idol. Jub-Jub announces the judges again, and even though Simon is the least dressed up, he still looks the best of all the judges. Probably because of the accent. Ryan asks the audience, “How are ya?” Like he cares. What if they all said, “Saaaaaad. We’re saaaaaad.” Happy St. Patty’s Day, everyone, […]
I always wish Seacrest would start the show by saying, “Yeah, Jasmine and Jorge are going home. I quit this joint.” Then throw his cards at Simon and yell one final “Seacrest. OUT!” But anyway, this is American Idol. Ryan’s going on about how some people left the competition too early. Introducing the Judges’ Save(TM). […]
It’s the big stage. It’s live. It’s American Idol. Now with more top contestants (depends on your definition of “top”)! Welcome my special friend, in more ways than one–William the Bloody. What would you like America to call you? William? Will? WTB: Spike will do, love. SARAHK: You’re so pretty. SPIKE: Yes I am. As […]
Not much talking from the judges and barely any from Ryan, because we’ve gotta get right to it. Before we start, let me just say: I agree that this is not the group of eight that should be here. I agree! Some of y’all are acting in the comments like I want this group here […]
Cue ominous music and Seacrest’s big statement: THIS… is Beauty and the Geek. That Seacrest, always screwing up his lines.
Oh, next week, I’ll have a new guest judge. William T. Bloody. You can’t wait, peeps.
Ok, so I didn’t get the whole wildcard thing until earlier tonight. I thought they’d pick twelve for a wildcard round, […]
Ryan tried to fool me by starting a sentence with “THIS!” and then not following it with “is American Idol.” I totally didn’t fall for it.
So far, only two girls in the top twelve. And this is the way it should be. If you’re just not good enough, you don’t get in jsut because you […]
Okay, so here’s what happened last week. Because you want to know, I can feel it. SarahK, why no Idol blogging last week? Well, Idol is supposed to come on Tuesday nights, so I scheduled my 1.5 hour massage for 6:00 on Wednesday night. And then we had to have a speech about how none […]
