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American Idol 8 1st semifinals elimination. “It’s up to the power of love.”

Hey, peeps! I did get my hair done tonight, as I said I would. I didn’t get brave and have her color my hair pink. But I some how ended up with either rockstar hair (I came in, and Frank said Kelly Clarkson hair) or the hair of a thirty-two-year-old woman trying to look like […]

American Idol 8 1st 12 semifinalists. Dreadful. (Except Danny.)

Yay! It’s voting time! Is it just me, or did the months of auditions go by so much faster this year than other years? Just me, then.
It’s Kahra’s first live Idolcast. I hope they told her not to drink out of Pohlah’s glass–be fun if she did, though.
[Ed: All judges’ comments may be truncated, […]

Junior Varsity AI Post — to tide u over til lazy bones gets her post up . . .

Yaaayyyy, the part of AI worth watching is back–along with “Space Cadet Paula.” Looks like her days of giving the appearance of new-found sanity are over, now that the camera is on her live. I wonder what she takes to take the edge off of her fear of that 25 million member live […]

Kyle

I’d just like to thank the Terminator peeps for casting Jonathan Jackson as Kyle Reese. He was always the best Lucky, and I’m so glad to see him again. I hope he recurs.

American Idol 8 Top 36 elimination. Shrinkage.

Awesome. Two hours of elimination. I thought they were getting rid of the two hour eliminations. Boo.
This judges’ mansion is pretty posh. Oh, wicked! Lots of them have to sing for their spots in the top thirty-six! I am suddenly excited about the two hours, now that they have to do sing-offs. But considering that […]

American Idol S8 more Hollywood week. Loose lips don’t know what they’re talking about.

Tonight the contestants will perform with a band, their own instruments if they choose–it’s the big last chance. This is American Idol.
They’re trying to confuse me by showing the end of the day first. The contestants are waiting to be divided into four rooms. There are seventy-two left. Now they’re rewinding. All 72 will take […]

American Idol S8 Group Round! “I saw evil in her eyes.”

Okay, so I learned some stuff tonight. I’m very smart, see, so last night I recognized this Von Smith kid on the show. I was sure I had seen him on The View back in my housewife days. Rosie had seen some kid on YouTube singing “And I Am Telling You,” and she flipped her […]

American Idol S8 Hollywood Week
Meh. Just your standard begging.

Ack. There are still two auditions episodes that I haven’t watched, but I’ll just get along to Hollywood week and try to watch the others later.
From the intro, it looks like we have full-on melty-downy Hollywood week.
This…
Is American Idol. That just never gets old, does it? No, it doesn’t.
Hollywood week is at the Kodak, as […]

IRS fatigue

Will return to snark tomorrow night. But my brain needs a rest tonight. Sorry, peeps.

Ok, let’s be frank.

Here’s the thing. Smallville was so good the first half of this season. We were finally really into it again. And then you know what happened?
That’s right.
Lana Freaking Lang. The second she came back, the show started to go downhill. It gets worse by the minute. Soon, I will self-destruct.