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American Idol S8 SLC auditions
Yummy Osmond edition
This is Salt Lake City, and this is American Idol. Let’s pray together that it’s not the bore factory that Jacksonville was.
My friend Steph auditioned in SLC, so I’m watching for her in the crowds. The SLC people were very happy, says Ryan. Utah says they’re the friendliest place on Earth, but Idaho is […]
JD replacement?
The Indian intern on Scrubs. We love him. He could totally replace JD after this season.
American Idol S8 Jacksonville auditions
Bored now.
Those poor judges (and Seacrest)! They had to go to Florida. In the summer.
They’re showing Randy’s Journey days. He’s got like Kid ‘n’ Play hair. It’s awesome. For some reason, Jacksonville loves Randy. They have to have a police escort to get to the auditions, because Randy has the whole state flocking to him. Weird.
Joshua […]
24 Day Seven: 1 p.m. to 2 p.m.
That’s some bad hat, Harry.
Yay! Viewer discretion is advised! That means lots of violence.
Previously on 24.
Janice is Chloe without sense of humor, spunk, or resourcefulness. And Miles or Mayes or Moss or whatever he’s called agrees with me. Moss says another attack is imminent, and the only option is to find Jack & Tony. He […]
Worst Change Ever
I hate the new Best Week Ever format. I liked it with all the comics and everyone giving their take on something. But with the whole thing being done by Paul F. Tompkins, it’s just not as funny. It’s trying to be the Soup, but the Soup format works for the Soup, and BWE’s old […]
30 Rock=funny
We’re talking Arrested Development levels of funny.
American Idol S8 Louisville auditions
“Be careful.” Scary words.
This is American Idol, yo. From Loo-uh-vuhl. Let’s get to it.
Tiffany Shedd is gonna go to college if her audition doesn’t work out, and she’s gonna have a positive attitude if she doesn’t get the golden ticket. She’s singing “Hero,” and the judges encourage her to go to college. She sings again for the camera […]
American Idol S8 San Francisco auditions
“I came from the wrong rectum!”
This is American Idol. Aw, they had a proposal in line, followed by a marriage in line. Kara wants to know who doesn’t love San Francisco. Well, I’ve never been there, so I can’t say. So it’s possible that I don’t love.
LOL, Ryan walks into judges’ room talking at the camera, and Simon tells […]
24 Day Seven: 12 p.m. to 1 p.m.
Jack in a skirt
Previously on 24.
Finally, a one-hour episode! The back-to-back eps are rough on me. Whine, whine, whine.
That one dude, the guy in charge at the FBI, is sending out a team to get Tony and Jack. That other dude, the one in charge of Tony’s group, is kicking a guy, trying to convince him to open […]
Sorry
We had an incident that kind of shot our wheels off this evening, and my migraine just won’t let up, so I’ll be watching Idol when I get home from Bible study tomorrow night. I’ll blog it then.
American Idol S8 Phoenix auditions
“This is gonna change my life. Tremensely.”
I’m so glad Idol sneaked up on me like it did this year. I didn’t have to spend weeks anticipating, watching every promo, getting all palpitatey over it. So I’m fresh, not on edge… I’m not sure that’s a good thing. But whatevs, we’ll have a good time anyway.
Last year, David Cook won. The Archuletta […]
24 Day Seven: 10 a.m. to 12 p.m.
Previously on 24.
Tony is being transferred to FBI HQ. The prez is learning that Tony is working with Jumo’s regime. He has demands, but I can’t understand what they are. Blah blah Sengala blah blah demands blah blah something. The prez is all kinds of ticked off about the ultimatums. The one dude tells her […]
24 Day Seven: 8 a.m. to 10 a.m.
Tony sells his soul-patch to the devil.
Please oh please oh please don’t suck. Please be better than last year. The movie in November gave me hope… please don’t suck, 24. Please. I ain’t too proud to beg.
8 a.m.
Random dad and daughter in the car, arguing over her talking on her emergency cell phone. Car is totally broadsided, surely the daughter is […]
Yay! Scrubs in widescreen!
It’s about time. Thanks, ABC!
Both episodes were hilarious. Welcome back, Scrubs!