We had to pause the DVR during 30 Rock when Tracy’s kid started hitting him with the lamp, and Tracy said, “HEY! STOP PATRICIDING!” BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I’m still crying from all the guffawing. This show is SO. FUNNY.

If you’re not watching this show because Alec Baldwin is a crazy tool in real life and Tina Fey goofed on my girl Sarah Palin, you need to just give it a shot. I recommend that you start from the beginning, though that’s not necesary.

Exit quote: “I would feel safer with some Saltines.”