That line kills me.

It has been far too long since I had my last Pushing Daisies fix. I’m so glad it’s finally here!

All the bee puns are also killing me.

Olive has quit! LOL at the hills being alive and the nuns cherishing Olive’s silence. That will make for some great comedy.

“No. It is not okay for a grown-*** man to weep in public with a buncha happy families enjoying pie. If you can’t hold it, you take yo *** to the men’s room and cry in private on the toilet… like a man!” I love Emerson.

Squawk squawk.

The pillow crawling with microscopic bugs that feed on human flesh… hahahahaha. That reminds me. I’m so glad dust mites don’t live in the desert. Yet another reason I belong here – I’m allergic enough that when they tested me, my allergist wouldn’t let me leave his office before they’d given me an antihistamine and the swelling had gone down.

“I thought that was only a temporary vow since I’m only gonna be a temporary nun. Is there a storage facility?”

“Hold that pregnant pause. I’m not with child. Unless it’s immaculate conception or I wore a strange man’s underwear.”

“I’m having awkward silences… with God!”

“You did NOT just tell me another secret!”

Great season premiere. I’m so glad to have Pushing Daisies back! If you’re not watching, you are really missing out.