Except that when Sarah said she was from “a little town called El-jin” in Texas? Um, it’s pronounced El-gin. With a g sound, not a j sound. And it’s not right next to Corpus, it’s northeast (more east) of Austin. Corpus is way southeast of Austin, on the coast. And I googled, so don’t tell me there’s also an El-jin down by the coast.

Anyway, that’s all I have. Good episode, FAIL on the Texas pretendery.