I can’t believe my fellow snarker (who still has not put my Snarky Bristow picture back up) did not write about Beauty and the Geek tonight. I have to say I do not love the new format. I’ve only watched for about half a season, but I loved it last year. If we have men v. women, it’s going to be like watching The Real World on the Beauty side and well, I have no complaints about the Geek side, because I heart geeks. Married one, even. And when that one guy said, “Tonight we dine in hell!” I yelled, “Spartaaaaa!” But the chicks? Nine girls together all the time, I don’t know if I can watch the cattiness that will ensue.

Anyway, the poet geek is a little hopeless, yes? Most room to grow.

And what’s with having the gay geek and then having him go out and have to get phone numbers from the opposite sex? I didn’t think his pickup line was very good, but that’s why he’s on the geek side, I guess. “So are you straight? Oh, you are? Oh. What about you? Are you straight?”