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loves me some sunglasses

There’s only one show that makes me cheer when I hear the theme song start. That’s right, baby. CSI: Horatio. We’re just now getting to watch Monday night’s episode, and the opening with H and the sunglasses and the hokey back-and-forth scene? Just beautiful. That kinda hokey awesomeness brings a tear to my eye.
Frank […]

This is Amerikkkan Idol.
American Idol S7 top ten results

*The medley tonight is “Right Back Where We Started From.” Better than last week.
*Oh yeah. So I downloaded “Come Together” after Carly sang it. I had it on my iPod, but so far it hadn’t come up on my list. A few days after I downloaded it, I got an email from iTunes saying that […]

For you, for me, for auld lang syne
American Idol S7 top ten

Hello, I’m Ryan Seacrest. Nah, just kidding. He’s way prettier.
Tonight’s theme is the year they were born. Yay, it’s mostly ’80s night again!
01 LOL. Ramiele was born in 1986 in Saudi Arabia. She’s ten years younger than me! She used to bite the other kids until she was three. Oh, danger, Ramiele. She’s going to […]

late, I know

I’m just now watching the full results show from last week. I’ll jot some notes along the way but it’s too late for a full recap.
*Carly looks like she knows she’s in trouble this week.
*Kellie Pickler to perform, SarahK to barf.
*Mentors for the season. Dolly Parton. Mariah Carey (blerg). Andrew Lloyd Webber! Holy smokes! Neil […]

I know you anxiously await

But we still haven’t finished AI. Tonight we watched LOST and Smallville. Do you think Allison Mack felt completely ridiculous yelling upward in the Fortress for Jor-El? “Jor-El? Um… just standing here looking stupid… so if you could just, um, show yourself or do something dramatic, I’d appreciate it. K thanks.” The journal at the […]

AI Elimination Night

Regarding Kelli Pickler’s performance — they were unexpectedly great.

Miss me?

Sorry, we were with family last night, so I didn’t get a chance to blog the rest of AI, nor DWTS women’s night. Don’t worry, it will be done (belatedly) tonight. I did FF all the way through the AI results show to see who went home. I was surprised about Amanda going home and […]

It’s *always* what it is.
American Idol S7 top eleven

What the heck is wrong with me? Ok, so I got home from my massage tonight, and as soon as I saw the carton of eggs in the fridge I started craving them. Like I-must-eat-eggs-now craving. Yeah, weird, right? I boiled six of them, gave one to Frank, and now I’m sitting here with a […]

American Idol — Beatles Reflux — Pass the TUMS

So, they are going to drive the Beatles thing into the ground, eh? Let me go on record as saying that I don’t appreciate being compelled to blog twice in seven days, so you better bring it AI. If they really wanted to do this over several weeks, they should have broken it […]

Did y’all know Marie fainted last season?
DWTS S6W1 The Men

I just about flipped my nut when I saw Monica Seles. I kept saying, “I don’t remember hearing Monica Seles would be on this season! Is that Monica Seles? If so, she’s going to win! I love her!” And so on for several minutes.
So Monica wins, and Kristy Yamaguchi is a very close second. […]

That was just cruel

The whole Jin flashing back / Sun flashing forward thing. Cruel, cruel, cruel. I knew something was up when Jin’s cell phone looked like an old old cell phone. But then hey, Sun’s having a baby, and Jin really needs that panda! And then when the guy said it was the Year of the Dragon, […]

early dinner

Wow, we’re actually eating before 7:30! I’m just stopping in briefly to tell y’all my LOST theories before we watch tonight’s episode. We can discuss what actually happens later. As always, expect spoilers.
Ok, so someone is going to die, and I read that it’s going to be tonight. I think it’s Desmond, but I think […]

You get a chance to redeem yourself.
American Idol S7 top twelve elimination

What da hey? Aw, I’m sad. I no longer see it live. That’s ok. Anyway, the Dr. Seuss movie people are cross-promoting.
They have a new opening sequence for the show and everything. Did they have that last night?
Jim Carrey is dressed like an elephant. “You know, if you do a movie for Fox, […]

Beauty and the Geek

I can’t believe my fellow snarker (who still has not put my Snarky Bristow picture back up) did not write about Beauty and the Geek tonight. I have to say I do not love the new format. I’ve only watched for about half a season, but I loved it last year. If we have men […]

Trainwreck Squishy
American Idol S7 Top Twelve

Woo! Two full hours of Snark, baby! I have usurped Frank’s computer so I don’t throw mine across the room whilst snarking! Yay.
Ok, so we get to see the brand new set. At first I’m a little cheesed out by all the revolving logos, but then they turn on the sparkly lights, and I kinda […]