Whoa. The whole Oceanic plane is in the ocean? That’s crazy. I blame the Dharma people. Or the island. Maybe it’s the toner monster in disguise. So they found this near Indonesia. Is the island near Indonesia?

Daniel Faraday, huh? I don’t believe he’s there to rescue them.

Hey, what’s the name of the show? (Frank always asks that when the blurry “LOST” comes up.)

Did y’all notice that Jeremy Davies is in the opening credits? I wonder if he’s here all season, then.

I do think Naomi told the “rescuers” that the survivors killed her. “Just tell my sister that I love her.” That probably means, “Dude, they totally just killed me.”

I had totally forgotten that Walt appeared to Locke at the end of last season. I’m thinking that I should have watched last season again before starting this one. Of course, I had to ask Frank who Dan was at the beginning of his flashback (or flashforward).

I hereby declare that Daniel Faraday is the worst liar in the history of man.

Haha, Locke showing Sawyer his bullet wound. “I would probably be dead if I still had a kidney there.” So Locke’s deadbeat dad saved his life! What a nice dad!

Jack, don’t go down there! There’s a reason his hand is behind his back! He’s got a gun, stupidhead! What a dumb stupidhead. Told ya!

LOL. This guy that pulled a gun on Jack is putting together a dust buster. He’s a ghost buster! Hahaha. My first thought is that this is in the future and that the dead murdered grandson is Walt. … Okay, I’m pretty sure I’m wrong about it being Walt. And the guy can talk to ghosts.

I’m so smart. Told y’all that line about the sister was code. “Tell my sister I love her. Also, tell her I’m in a Flank Two position. Get that? I love my sister, and I’m in a Flank Two position.”

Don’t worry about Alex. She’s not actually Ben’s daughter. Go ahead. Shoot ‘im! Ben should have told Sawyer, “You know… Jack … could have killed me.”

Jack is a lot less annoying lately. And that’s funny how it worked out that Sayid and Juliet just happened to show up when Jack said that thing about the guns. And his response to Kate. “I gave you that… wink…”

Hey, they’re in Tunisia! ALIAS went to Tunisia. And this show is reminding me of ALIAS now. Hey, I bet that’s a polar bear they’re digging up! Y’all, seriously, I could write this show. If the writers’ strike isn’t over by the time they run out of episodes, I will step in and do it. So there you go. No more worries. Oooh. A Dharma collar around its neck.

That’s awful! They just ditched Vincent! Poor puppy.

A cow on the island! Huh. I certainly didn’t see the perfectly intact helicopter coming. I wonder if it has fuel.

A chick who wears a bullet proof vest during a “rescue” mission is not to be trusted, right?

Hey, Naomi’s talking to that guy who visits Hugo at the funny farm in the future. He kinda scares me. I think he must work for Dharma.

LOL. Ben says he can give Locke answers to all his questions, and Locke asks the most important one of all. “What’s the monster? The black smoke?” “I don’t know.” Neither do the writers! So defeated. It’s funny, because we all want to know what the toner monster is.

I’m starting to think Ben can read minds. Ooooooh. Ben says he has a man on the boat of the people who are after him. That Charlotte girl looks scared out of her gourd. I’m thinking that at least some of these people were taken to the island when they were kids, or their parents went to the island and never came home.

Anyway, LOST is back to being great. Too bad there are only fourteen episodes left this season. :-(