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American Idol S7 top 20 results

Hey, I’m guessing that someone(s) will bawl her(their) eyes out tonight. Ryan asks Randy what the purpose of themes is. Randy says they wanna know if you can sing yesteryear. Pauler, do you hate that you don’t have control anymore and had to turn it over to America? Pauler: No, I turned it over to […]

Night of the living soul crushers.
American Idol S7 top ten girls

I just wanna say that we love the Kelsey Grammer / Patricia Heaton comedy “Back to You.” It is hilarious, even if it does have a laugh track / studio audience.
Anyway, back to Idol. I have to say, I just haven’t been that excited about the girls today. Now that they’ve been introduced
Ryan says […]

I wanna squish you, squeeze your head off, dangle you from my rear-view mirror…ish.
American Idol S7 top ten guys

Interesting. Most of the best guys are going first. Two of them are going last. And the rest are filling in the middle.
Randy just said something about in it to win it, Pauler said something about comfort (probably the Southern variety), and Simon winked at Ryan. Ryan got all giddy and almost couldn’t continue his […]

Could you cry a little?
American Idol S7 top 24 elimination

Yay, a quadruple elimination!
All the contestants are wearing black and white and look like they came out of a Sears catalog from the ‘60s.
I have to say, this season gives me hope. The contestants are better than last year. Ryan says that Randy is talented, Pauler is back in a big way, and […]

I hate giant hoop earrings so much I die a little every time I see them.
American Idol S7 top twelve girls

Well, I lost the first two contestants and the whole beginning of my post when my computer spontaneously shut off due to the fact that it’s a Sony VAIO, and Sony VAIOs suck. Anyway, I’ll do brief bits on the first two, because I don’t feel like watching them again.
01 Kristy Lee Cook. “Rescue Me.” […]

I hate everything about you. But that’s not a criticism.
American Idol S7 top 12 boys

Woo! Two full hours of Idol! Won’t be as good as my hour and a half massage tonight, but I’m still pretty excited about it. So it’s the guys tonight, and two of them will go home Thursday.
I have to say, I’m more excited about this season, because there appears to be actual talent. Last […]

Off you go.
American Idol top 24 elimination

That’s a great intro to American Idol. Lots of product pimpage.
Anyway, it’s the cut to the final 24. I just now realized that this time they didn’t have three rooms full of people waiting to be cut or put through to next rounds. I really liked how they did Hollywood week this time.
Ronald Hodge […]

Space filler.
American Idol S7W4B

So apparently this episode is the best and worst auditions from all over the country. Space filler. I hope this means they’re doing two episodes of Hollywood week.
They show a couple of the worst, and I’m bored with that by now.
Amy Davis is the first viable contestant on this show. She needs work on her […]

I just said doo doo American Idol.
American Idol S7W4A

Ok. So I’m way behind Idol, sorry, busy busy busy and all that. I did watch the Miami auditions last week, and I have opinions, as you might expect. Mainly opinions on that idiot girl who was once on American Juniors. She thought she was just amaaaazing, because no one has ever told her differently. […]

So… why not trade Ben for the helicopter?
LOST S4E2

Whoa. The whole Oceanic plane is in the ocean? That’s crazy. I blame the Dharma people. Or the island. Maybe it’s the toner monster in disguise. So they found this near Indonesia. Is the island near Indonesia?
Daniel Faraday, huh? I don’t believe he’s there to rescue them.
Hey, what’s the name of the show? (Frank […]

AI Atlanta — Let me go on record as saying . . .

I don’t believe for a moment that girl’s dad just died 3 days before the audition. I am more convinced that Daniel Baldwin is sober on Celebrity Rehab, than this.

The Oceanic Six and the Leftovers
LOST S4E1

Ok, so that LOST recap before the premiere tonight was actually great. It was logical instead of chronological. We were both pleased with it.
Wow, that’s a lot of tropical fruit. Looks like papayas. This flashback is in L.A., and I’m guessing this is Jack. Or Jack’s dad, but I’m thinking Jack. I was right! […]