I will be semi-liveblogging. I’ll have to pause the DVR for my lengthy commentary, but I’ll update the post at commercial breaks, and it shouldn’t be too delayed, considering that these are just the auditions. Also, I’m sure Cadet Happy will have something to say. He’s got an opinion on everything.

And for the record, I’m going to fire him if he doesn’t stop defaming me in pictures. :-P