So tonight we get to watch the auditions from Omaha. Haha, “get.” Aw, how cute. They cut the American Idol logo into a corn field. That’s so corny! Haha, there is a large woman wearing a t-shirt that says, “I beat anorexia.” That makes me laugh – my apologies to the anorexics out there. Pauler’s […]
Since I am now employed in a big grownup job and therefore have to act like a grownup, I will most likely only get through a third or half of tonight’s auditions before my newly adult bedtime. Gone are the days I can stay up until midnight, watching Idol and Wiiing all over the livingroom. […]
I have mixed emotions about Cloverfield. It is so close to science fiction immortality, but falls just a tad short. Like many of the things J.J. Abrams touches, it is long on suspense, and short on explanation. Basically, the movie involves an attack by a giant monster on Manhattan. Unfortunately we […]
As you might recall, I despised Torchwood Series 1. The characters were unlikeable and downright despicable, and the plot twists were absurd (don’t get me started with that idiotic Cyberwoman story). I had loved Captain Jack Harkness in the Doctor Who series, but not even his character could save Series 1–in fact, he […]
Wow, what a bad movie. Even worse than Epic Movie. I’m a sucker for parody movies–I generally like even the worst of them, and love the mediocre ones. This one is pointless, and there is almost no redeeming value in it. You see, parody movies generally don’t make sense if they […]
Susan asked in the comments about my audition story. Part I here and Part II here. Please forgive, I was in my three-year phase of never capitalizing, because I’m retarded. A little less so now. And to the drive-by who said this blog is lame with a capital L because I made fun of a […]
DREAD CONTESTANT ROBERTS: Why loose your venom on me?
SARAHK: Because Fred stopped running for president today, which means four more years of big government suck.
They’re in San Diego this week, and parts of the promo look like they’re straight out of CSI: Horatio. BTW, wow, how freakin’ NUTS did his son’s mother turn out to […]
I’m clapping again from my seat. I hope the Metroplex doesn’t embarrass me. Last time they were in Texas, it was Houston, and I hung my head in shame for weeks. And that was Houston. I’m actually from the Metroplex.
Oh, and see? It has to start off like this. A girl standing in line […]
I’m clapping like a seal right here on the couch! Idol is back! They should do this in the fall and spring so I don’t have big old withdrawals. Of course, after that craptacular sixth season, I haven’t been having the shakes at all. Until about the last two weeks. Whee!
Ok, so tonight we’re in […]
I will be semi-liveblogging. I’ll have to pause the DVR for my lengthy commentary, but I’ll update the post at commercial breaks, and it shouldn’t be too delayed, considering that these are just the auditions. Also, I’m sure Cadet Happy will have something to say. He’s got an opinion on everything.
And for the record, I’m […]
We’re back for another chapter in Bret Michael’s quest for love. The girls aren’t quite as rough looking as last years contestants, which had a high number of porn stars, strippers, and drunks. One contestant this year, Megan, was on Beauty and the Geek a few years back. I suspect that she […]
Yippee! Home field advantage for Favre. I’ll take Eli and that decimated Giants secondary any day up North! Go Pack!
