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Beauty and the Geek S4E6 Yes, Virginia, there are hangers in Mexico.

We FINALLY return to Geek Manor for a new episode after last week’s clip show. The group hopes Natalie and John don’t come back because they are tough competitors, but, as Mick Jagger says, you don’t always get what you want.
They are surprised when the host comes upstairs to tell them they […]

You wanna save our environment, huh? Take a shower, hippie.
Chuck S1E7

I’m excited about this Chuck before it even begins. We’re gonna find out more about why Bryce emailed the database to Chuck, of all people.
At Stanford University, a professor is giving a lecture about mosaic images — images within images. A man who looks very strong and foreign (Russian-ish) walks into the back of the […]

I Love New York S2E5 “He’s baaaaaaaaaack.”

This week at STD Manor, metrosexual snitch Tailor Made is an outcast–no one wants to room with him, so he goes to sleep by the pool. Of course, someone goes out to yell in his ear to wake him up in the middle of the night. [SK: Yo, CH. We have categories for a […]

I feel like we’re not commuuuuunicating!
The Amazing Race 12 Season Premiere

Seriously, how many people on the planet still watch 60 Minutes? When football goes long, they really just need to cut past the geezers.
Starting in L.A. at the Playboy mansion.
Mariana & Julia - sisters from Miami.
Ronald & Christina - father / daughter from Tacoma, WA.
Kynt & Vyxsin - dating goth couple from Louisville, KY.
Nicolas & […]

The Amazing Race 12

I will be semi-liveblogging The Amazing Race tonight. You know… DVR-delayed, but probably not as delayed as my AI stuff.

Can’t. Stop. Watching. Over and Over.


I’m gonna be a bluncle!
Scrubs S7E2

“How’s it going, Keith?” “You ruined my life.” “Nice to see you.”
“It’s remarkable. Your handwriting is even more annoying than your voice.”
“I am your doctor. Deal with it?
How can you be exercising playing video games if you’re not Wiiing?
“I’m gonna be a bluncle!” I knew that meant black uncle even before they explained it to […]

Wanted. Middle-aged black man with sass.
The Office S4E6

Wow, Karen’s the regional manager of the Utica Dunder-Mifflin.
“I got an offer from Utica for more money, and I’m gonna take it.” I love Stanley’s complete apathy in everything he says.
“Clearly Karen is trying to get back at us because Jim dumped her.”
“You cannot take the hilarious black guy from the office.” “I don’t know […]

I have my mom’s DNA! Let’s go build a fort(ress)!
Smallville S7E5

A true Kryptonian embraces their destiny no matter what. That’s right! Did you hear that Clark? Your destiny is nothing to do with Lana Lang, so you must not embrace her ever again! Also, she’s a crazy, evil, annoying snit. You may, however, embrace Lois or Chloe, because I heart them.
We love the randomness of […]

Hey. Your family’s dead, so I got you a stuffed dog.
CSI: NY S4E6

Snark only. No full recap.

They’re in Amityville. Oh, the horror! Haha, I’m so funny.
Lindsey is filming the crime scene. In a minute she’s gonna turn the camera on herself and say, “I’m… so… scared!”
I can’t believe Danny is leaving Lindsay in there alone!
I love the new opening credits.
Lindsay’s a little stupid. She doesn’t feel the […]

You wouldn’t need all that bait if your belly were full of fish, dear.
Pushing Daisies S1E5

There is just no snarking this show. It’s too well-written and way too funny. But we can laugh together at the best lines.

“Ned hates Halloween, you know. Makes him moodier than a pumpkin full of PMS.”
“When he sees all this, you’re gonna be one sorry little zombie. Seriously, you’re so… dead.” I love Olive! She’s […]