• Hiya, Buddy!
• Michael: “The company fired her for having the courage to augment her boobs.”
• Pam: “The warehouse got a ping pong table last week. Now Jim comes down and plays with Darrell. Sometimes I bring him juice. My boyfriend is twelve.”
• ROFL. Kelly: “Trash talk is all hypothetical. Like, your mama’s so fat, she could eat the internet.” Kelly is so funny.
• Kelly: “Your boyfriend is so weak, he needs steroids just to *watch* baseball.”
• Kelly: “Were Jim’s parents first cousins who were also bad at ping pong?”
• Lawyer: “How long have you known the plaintiff?” Michael: “I haven’t seen it, but I have seen The Firm, and I plan on renting The Pelican Brief.”
• Michael: “Delivery’s all wrong. She’s butchering it.”
• Michael: “Line.” Lawyer: “Excuse me?” Moderator (deadpan): “He asked for a line… like in a play.”
• Moderator: “Ok, let’s make ten copies of this diary.” Toby: “Um… can we make it eleven?” Michael: “Eleven.”
• LOL! Toby’s being nice to Michael, and Michael dumps Toby’s lunch tray.
• Poor Michael! I mean, what Jan said in his review is true, but poor Michael.
• Pam: “See that?” Kelly: “Yeah. The floppy-haired girl you date won a point.”
• Kelly: “Hey hey you you, I don’t like your boyfriend. ‘Cuz ‘cuz ‘cuz ‘cuz, ‘cuz he sucks at ping pong.”
• Michael: “You expect to get screwed by your company. But you never expect to get screwed by your girlfriend.”
• Haha. Mose & Dwight playing ping pong.

That was a good episode. What did y’all think?