It’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger on purpose.
The Office S4E7
- Pam: “Ryan invited some of the branch managers and Toby into the woods for a get-to-know-you weekend. Michael was not invited. Apparently they already knew everything they needed to know about him.”
- I love that everyone is saying in their interviews, “Michael wasn’t invited.”
- Michael to Toby: “Hey! Nobody cares! Nobody cares! I need that room at some point. So just… wrap it up.” Toby to camera: “Michael wasn’t invited.”
- Jim to Michael: “Absolutely yes.” He also says that to Dwight any time Dwight wants him to participate in anything. “When Michael plays the hypothetical game, I always say yes. And I am always busy.”
- Michael: “Yeah. Just this whole Toby camping thing, I don’t know… seems a little lame.” Jim: “How so?” Michael: “A bunch of guys? In a tent? Making s’mores? Nnnnnn.” Jim: “What’s that?” Michael: “Broken Mountain…”
- LOL. Michael is gonna go into the woods with only a knife and a roll of duct tape.
- Dwight: “I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office.” Mister A. Knife. Hahahahaha.
- Dwight: “People say, oh, it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home or the workplace. Well, I say that it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger on purpose.” I agree! Only, I think it’s even better to practice proper weapon safety and not be hurt.
- Dwight: “Do I believe that Michael possesses the skills to survive in a hostile environment? Let’s put it this way: No. I do not.” LOL.
- Plane wreck. Michael calls them wrecks.
- And they would call me the Overkill Killer. “You are as creepy as a real serial killer. For real.”
- LOL, Dwight tried to knock Michael out with his shoe!
- “Look at those wrinkles. Blacks do crack! Not crack the drug.” Hahahahahahahahahaha!
- Andy is so disturbed by Michael’s bad harmony.
- Creed: “I don’t think it’s fair to let someone else pick the cake on my birthday.” Jim: “Everybody’s birthday.” “Today is actually birthday, and I want to pick the cake.” Jim: “What do you want?” “I want pie. I want peach pie.” “You want a birthday pie?” “I want a nice cobbler.” “Well, I’m gonna talk to Angela and we’re gonna see what we can do about a pie.” “I don’t care who you talk to, just make it happen.” “It’ll be Angela.” “Tell her it’s for Creed. She’ll know what that means.”
- LOL. Michael, telling time by the sun, checks his watch before making a guess as to the time.
- Dwight: “I lied to Michael. I said that I would leave him alone, but I will not. I will remain close by to provide unseen moral support. But I will never help him. I will let harm befall him. I will even let him die. But I will never let him lose his dignity.”
- “I can literally say anything I want. No one is going to hear me. WISH I COULD HAVE GONE WITH RYAN ON THAT COOL RETREAT! JAN HAS PLASTIC BOOBS! IIIII HAAAAAVE HEMORRHOIDS!”
- LOL! Dwight pulled a bird’s nest out of a tree so he can eat the eggs inside!
- “Well, it is a little chillier than I had thought, so I have fashioned my hat back into my pants.”
- Aww. Michael is singing happy birthday to Creed in the woods. And singing the high harmony part. Hahaha.
- Stanley: “I took an extra shot of insulin in preparation for this cake today. If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.” Oscar: “Why don’t you just have an apple?” “Why don’t you mind your business?”
- “I tented my pants.” Michael made a tent out of his pants.
- “Nothing to worry about. Just using the scope. The safety is… [turns safety on]… on.”
- Haha. Jim is dissing Toby now. He’s becoming Michael!
- Phyllis: “Oh, Michael… I mean Jim.”
- “I don’t need fresh air. Because I have the freshest air around. … A/C.”
- Michael’s desktop background looks almost exactly like one of my pictures in the North Rim of the Grand Canyon.
- Michael: “Ten years… you’ll figure it out.” Jim: “Well, I don’t think I’ll be here in ten years, but…” Michael: “That’s what I said. [Pause] That’s what she said.” Jim: “That’s what who said?” Michael: “I never know. I just say it. I just say things like that, you know to lighten the tension when things sorta get hard.” Jim: “That’s what she said.” Michael: “Hey! Nice! Really good. Bravo, my young ward.”
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November 10th, 2007 at 1:03 am
poor Jim. turning into Michael and all.
November 12th, 2007 at 12:29 pm
I love the subtle stuff, they need to do more of that. A pet peeve of mine about the show is when Michael does or says something, then the camera automatically pans to Jim or somebody for their response. I realize it’s a fake documentary, but the more they can do to sell that the camera operators aren’t in on the gag makes it more entertaining for me.
That’s what I love most about all of Chrisopher Guest’s mockumentary films. He doesn’t zoom in on the punchline happening in the background, he let’s it happen and counts on his audience being smart enough to pick it up.