Have I mentioned that the world would be a better place if Lana Lang would die? Also, I want to know. When Clark told Lana about his powers, Lana died, which meant Jonathan had to die. Now, Lana found out on her own, yet she’s still alive. The universe is unfair!

Lana, you should rethink that whole normal thing. You really DO want a normal life.

So basically anyone who holds Kryptonite in the vicinity of Clark and gets struck by lightning (it’s not a once-in-a-lifetime occurrence, apparently) can steal his powers. So is Clark gonna steal Lana’s power of whine, too?

Ohhhh. So Clark still has his powers, too. Which means Lana will still be just as annoying.

Ok, so I guess the answer is no. Clark and Lana haven’t been doing IT all along. But apparently when they do, it’s earth-shattering. Ew ew ew ew ew.

Poor Chloe. LOL, Chloe and Lana have talked about the sex issue in the past. Ew. And poor Chloe, having to hear about it.

I hope Kara’s in this episode so she can kick Lana’s butt.

Hey, I wonder if someone’s gonna have to subdue her with Kryptonite.

Hey, Brainiac’s metal dust is turning back into Brainiac! Hey, I didn’t think Brainiac was affected by Kryptonite.

It’s funny how Lana is dressed all in leather now that she’s turned into Evil Lana. At least this Lana is slightly more interesting. Slightly.

Martha Kent is gonna put Kansas on the map! I thought Kansas already was on the map.

Ooh! Lionel told Clark that Lana’s the one that held him captive! I hope Clark finds out the truth and decides to kill her!

Clark, I think *I* know Lana better than *you* do. And I’m not the one having earth-shattering relations with her.

Dangit, I was so happy to see Lois. But she’s been conveniently knocked out. I hope Lana ends up dead or committed. Dead would be better. In case you were wondering what my thought are on the whole Lana thing.

Yes, Clark, Lana is growing more aggressive. You need to walk her every day. Long walks. She’s a very powerful breed now. Also, give her chores to do. Get her a backpack, too. That will help drain more energy out of her.

I think Lois’s boss works for one of the Luthors.

Hey, look! A parking lot containing electric fences (I assume)!

Kill him, Lana! Lose Clark forever!

You know, one of these days, Lex is gonna get a serious brain injury related to all that getting knocked out. Hey, look! Electricity! And the cylinder containing Brainiac!

I hope this is break-up-forEVER time for Clark and Lana. She said some pretty ugly stuff to him. Oh, and Clark really needs to handle up on that people-can-steal-my-powers weakness.

I really don’t like Lois flirting with other men. She is for Clark only. Oh, um, I also don’t like her kissing other men. Especially men who work for Lex.

SMACK! Chloe told Lana she doesn’t want her with Clark anymore. And she’s telling Lana she realizes Lana’s capable of the evil that could bring down clark. AND that she’s not going to let that happen. GO CHLO! It’s heartening when Chloe hates on Lana.

“I’m not going to apologize for going to extremes to protect the person I love.” Well, Lana, will you apologize for being completely unbearable? APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED!

Oooooooooh. Lana needs to know that Clark loves her no matter what. No answer from Clark! Yay! I hope he throws her from the barn roof.

This season’s already better than last season, which was fairly blah.