Hillary Clinton wants an all-homosexual army. How will that affect my family?
30 Rock S2E5
- Tiger orgasm lipstick. Jenna is hilarious.
- The logo on David Schwimmer’s leotard looks like the Glenn Beck logo.
- “Hillary Clinton wants an all-homosexual army. How will that affect my family?”
- “I just wish my mother were still alive. So I could rub it in her fat face.”
- Tracy: “Will you come? Please?” “Nooooo, I can’t. I only go to A-list events!”
- Greenzo: “…’cause if the Earth’s not here, where else is Greenzo going to dance?”
- Jack: “Look how Greenzo’s testing! They love him in every demographic. [Reading] Colored people, broads, fairies, Commies… [/r] G*sh, we’ve gotta update these forms.”
- Liz: “Ah. Great. Now *I* smell like Mid-Life Crisis.”
- Suri: “Did… he just talk to me like I’m ugly?”
- LOL. Dot Com and Griz want the approval of Josh. “He’ll finally think we’re cool.”
- Jack: “Who else is going to be there?” Man-secretary: “T.I.!” Jack: “Texas Instruments is going to be there??”
- Greenzo: “Are you saying actors can’t save the world? Good thing nobody told Sharon Stone!”
- Greenzo IS the typical yelly actor-lecturer.
- Tracy: “I love Foxy Boxing! It combines my two favorite things! Boxing and referees!”
- Greenzo: “When I die, they’ll wanna put my face on money… if there *were* money in the future, instead of just hugs.”
- Redzo. Hahaha. Exactly!
- Kenneth: “Mr. Lutz. You ate all my parakeet’s medication, and thanks to you, Sonny Crockett has been having seizures all morning. Mr. Hornburger. I will thank you to come pick up your wife at some point. Mr. Jordan, I saw you steal my sink. Harlem Globetrotter. Does that name mean nothing to you? And Miss Lemon. I will have you know that before last night, I had never, ever seen Griz or Dot Com cry. I want you all to think about what you did. Congraaadulations. You were all present at Kenneth Parcell’s last party ever.”
- The whole Algore thing fell flat, in my opinion. The only part I liked was when Jack told him to put on a funny hat. I’m thinking it should be made of recycled organic toilet paper. I also liked when he acted like himself and pretended he was the savior of all the whales.
- In spite of all the ridiculous crap, it was still funny. At least they spotlighted what a ridiculous thing this green week crap is. Thank goodness we don’t have any Friday night NBC shows. Congratulations for making your network look like an even gianter tool than normal this week, NBC!
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November 10th, 2007 at 10:13 am
I fail to see what the problem is here. Are you trying to imply an all-homosexual Army would not be as good as a heterosexual army? If so, I got news for you: it would be. Jerk.
[SK: I’ll tell the writers of 30 Rock you think so.]
November 20th, 2007 at 11:16 am
As much as I’d like to see a woman president, I don’t trust Hillary as far as I can throw her.