Wanted. Middle-aged black man with sass.
The Office S4E6
- Wow, Karen’s the regional manager of the Utica Dunder-Mifflin.
- “I got an offer from Utica for more money, and I’m gonna take it.” I love Stanley’s complete apathy in everything he says.
- “Clearly Karen is trying to get back at us because Jim dumped her.”
- “You cannot take the hilarious black guy from the office.” “I don’t know how George Bush did it when Colin Powell left.” LOL.
- Haha, the Finer Things Club. Pam, Toby, and Oscar. Pam in a beret. It’s the 2nd gayest thing about Oscar.
- “I am going to give you my best man. You can have Toby.” “… Ugh. I can’t do it. Toby’s the worst.”
- “Aren’t you the guy who hit the woman with your car?”
- “Didn’t everyone quit immediately?” “No, I fired them. And you’re next.”
- Re: Toby’s bowtie outfit: “That’s why people are leaving. I… I have no words.”
- Oh noooooo. Michael and Dwight are dragging Jim to Utica. “We are going to make Karen wish she had never been dumped by you.”
- “You’re gonna miss the best prank ever.” “Alright.”
- “Dwight brought gasoline and chunks of rubber to make stink bombs.” “Or real bombs.”
- “Teach her to offer Stanley more money.”
- “So. The deal was Dwight won’t blow anything up. And I have to wear a costume. And a mustache.”
- ROFL. “I’m peeing in a septic can.”
- “I think I cut my penis on the lid!”
- “The Finer Things Club is the most exclusive club in this office. Naturally, it’s where I need to be. The Party Planning Committee is my backup, and Kevin’s band is my safety.”
- “Alright, just… know you’re not in the Finer Things Club.”
- “And if we need to defend ourselves, I’ll stab the security guard in the eye with the jumbo chalk.”
- “What are you microwaving?” “Popcorn.” “Why can’t you use the microwave in the kitchen, Phyllis?” “Someone needs to clean it. It smells like popcorn.”
- “You’ve been like an uncle to me. Like a kind, old Uncle Remus.” LOL. They won’t even distribute that movie anymore. But they still have the ride at Magic Kingdom!
- “We are in the stairwell. We are climbing some stairs. I’m breathing heavily.” “Ok, you really don’t need to be updating me as much as you’re updating me.”
- Dwight: “Hello. We are warehouse workers. Would you like more proof?” He’s a disaster.
- “I could see the security guard’s eyes.” “No! No! Don’t do anything to them!” “I have to do something to his eyes. The eyes are the groin of the head.”
- “Get the car ready. Keep the engine running.” “No. That is a terrible idea. Don’t do this.”
- “Leave us, Jim! Save yourself!” “No, Jim, don’t leave us!”
- “Come on, Jim, just get on top of her and think about Stanley.” This bit with the mission at the Utica branch is killing me. I love that we can only hear what’s going on with Michael and Dwight. It’s all sound and Jim looking at the camera. Love it.
- While Karen is standing at the car, Dwight over the radio: “Do not tell Karen about the industrial copier.” “Copy that.”
- “I cried for weeks over that guy. So yeah. Seeing him crawl out of a PT Cruiser in a ladies’ warehouse uniform? Felt pretty good.”
- “I’m taking Stanley.” “Then we will burn Utica to the ground.”
- LOL, Dwight’s still wearing the fake mustache.
- “If you wanted to see me, you could have just called me like an adult.” “Oh, I didn’t want to see you.”
- Poor Jim.
- Haha, Michael gives Stanley official USPS property to use as a box for packing his things.
- “Wanted. Middle-aged black man with sass. Big butt. Bigger heart.”
- “I wasn’t really planning on leaving. All I wanted was a raise. How on earth did Michael call my bluff? Is he some sort of secret genius?”
- Hahahaha. Jim’s invited to the club, and Andy is not. “Oh, COME ON!”
- Oh, Jim. Jim Jim Jim. “Who was the main character?” “Angela… No. The ashes…”
4 Snarkbacks to “Wanted. Middle-aged black man with sass.
The Office S4E6”
Snarkback!
You must be logged in to post a comment.
November 2nd, 2007 at 12:27 am
“I have to do something to his eyes. The eyes are the groin of the head.”
XD
Thank The Maker for DVR’s! That one had me going for about five minutes. It would have been less, but I just had to keep rewinding….
November 2nd, 2007 at 1:49 pm
I just found this series this year, and am catching up on old episodes. I didn’t particularly care for this one–it was a little too over the top–I prefer my humor slightly more plausible–the whole mustache thing was just too much.
November 2nd, 2007 at 1:53 pm
And you forgot the part where Dwight is peeing in the can in the back seat!
November 5th, 2007 at 5:44 pm
Have to agree w/ the Cadet above, this episode was a bit too unbelievably over the top. It had its funny moments, but it was probably one of the weaker episodes this season.