I have my mom’s DNA! Let’s go build a fort(ress)!
Smallville S7E5
- A true Kryptonian embraces their destiny no matter what. That’s right! Did you hear that Clark? Your destiny is nothing to do with Lana Lang, so you must not embrace her ever again! Also, she’s a crazy, evil, annoying snit. You may, however, embrace Lois or Chloe, because I heart them.
- We love the randomness of the Snickers Dark commercial, the one with the Viking and the Pilgrim. It’s funny.
- Department of Domestic Security. First, Bush adds a whole cabinet position and agency that should fall under Department of Defense, and now we have yet another that does even the same thing? Enough bureaucracy!
- Dumb nerd boy. Don’t dumb nerd boys know that hot chicks can’t be trusted? Just ask Frank. I’m soooo not trustworthy. ;-)
- Is this yet another non-Lois episode? That’s annoying. But you know, I’m perfectly fine if it’s a non-Lana episode. DOGGONNIT! Why don’t they ever listen to me? Argh!
- No, dumb Kara. He couldn’t care less. I hate it when people say, “I could care less.” Because think about it, dummy.
- I will never buy a Honda Civic hybrid, just because of those ridiculous pious commercials. “My poo doesn’t stink, because I drive a hyyyyyybrid.”
- So Lana’s become a female Lex. Do you think she’s really trying to help meteor freaks (I refuse to use the PC term meteor-infected)? Or do you think she wants to hurt them? I will say this, as annoying and pursed-lips as she is, she’s a lot more interesting as an evil whore.
- The bit with Kara and Lara at the Kent Farm is interesting.
- Ooh! There’s a Lara crystal!
- Hey, it’s Lionel! A Luther who can stay conscious long enough to save the day!
- Woohoo! We’re just moments away from a Smallville twist! I hope it’s that Lana dies!
- Poor Chloe. Her love life just sucks. Plus her cousin is stealing all her newspaper thunder.
- Frank didn’t see it coming that Clark stole the crystal. I assumed it all along.
- Ooh, next week, Lana has Clark’s abilities and goes nuclear on Lex. I hope someone stabs her in the heart with a syringe full of Kryptonite until she’s dead dead dead.
Snarkback!
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