We’re back at Geek Manor for the season finale!
The host (still have no idea what his name is) is introducing the final two teams: Meathead Sam and music-nerd Nicole, and LARPer Dave and beauty Jasmine. Nicole looks like a strung out co-ed–she has that exhausted, 4 a.m., I’m about to pass out look in […]
Hiya, Buddy!
Michael: “The company fired her for having the courage to augment her boobs.”
Pam: “The warehouse got a ping pong table last week. Now Jim comes down and plays with Darrell. Sometimes I bring him juice. My boyfriend is twelve.”
ROFL. Kelly: “Trash talk is all hypothetical. Like, your mama’s so fat, she could eat the […]
Yay! No Lana this episode! She’s in Metropolis visiting Aunt Nell!
I can’t stand Lois’s new boyfriend. Because he’s evil. And I knew he was evil from the moment we first met him.
I love Fiesty Chloe. She called Lois a whore with her eyes.
DANGIT! LANA LANG RUINS SMALLVILLE AND ALL THE OTHER TV SHOWS IN THE […]
I’ve lost my will to live now that Sabrina & Mark are gone. Ok, not my will to live. Just my will to watch.
Last week:
Last week on DWTS, Jennie was good, Marie did one of the best quicksteps all season (in my opinion) and then her dad died, Jane danced a tribute to Johnny & […]
Snark and notes only. Too busy to do recaps that take me hours.
Oooooh. Marshall Flinkman (Kevin Weissman) as a bad agent. He’s like Suit and Glasses! Except not.
Oh no! Sushi with Ellie and Awesome.
This Lou girl is probably an agent trying to get Chuck’s luuuuuurve. Morgan in sing-song: “Mind cheater! Saw you!”
Wow. Captain Awesome at […]
Previously on The Amazing Race, nobody communicated, and my least favorite team were eliminated. And I really like the Goths.
You know, I think that they should just film TAR one right after the other so we can have it year-round for years. You don’t need writers for a race around the world. (I’m with the […]
“Wow. Brass has lost a lot of weight. Did I imagine him being fatter, or is he much thinner than he used to be?”
Gil should try punching people in the face now and then.
LOL. Gil’s office as an overflow room. Is it this way on purpose?
This episode is kinda starting to seem like an ad […]
Don’t mind me. Cadet Happy is about eighty-four years old, so he needs me to change the color of the post divs so his ancient eyes can see the words.
I also want to see what blockquotes look like.
So I put one in here. Ick. They are ugly. Will fix that.
Ok, better now. Now all […]
Tiger orgasm lipstick. Jenna is hilarious.
The logo on David Schwimmer’s leotard looks like the Glenn Beck logo.
“Hillary Clinton wants an all-homosexual army. How will that affect my family?”
“I just wish my mother were still alive. So I could rub it in her fat face.”
Tracy: “Will you come? Please?” “Nooooo, I can’t. I only go to […]
Have I mentioned that the world would be a better place if Lana Lang would die? Also, I want to know. When Clark told Lana about his powers, Lana died, which meant Jonathan had to die. Now, Lana found out on her own, yet she’s still alive. The universe is unfair!
Lana, you should rethink that […]
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Fox to debut new ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ edition on April 1, air it after ‘Idol’
By Christopher Rocchio, 11/08/2007
The Writers Guild of America strike has led Fox to plan for an earlier-than-usual reopening of Hell’s Kitchen. Fox has announced the fourth season of Hell’s Kitchen is scheduled to premiere Tuesday, April 1 at 9PM ET/PT. […]
JD: “Nothing in my life could compare to this.” Turk: “That’s not your kid.” JD: “I know, but he reminds me of Sam.” Turk: “Dude, that’s a girl.” JD: “Would you just stop ruining it?”
So, has it been long enough for Kim to have gotten a job at another hospital? I guess at least six […]
Pam: “Ryan invited some of the branch managers and Toby into the woods for a get-to-know-you weekend. Michael was not invited. Apparently they already knew everything they needed to know about him.”
I love that everyone is saying in their interviews, “Michael wasn’t invited.”
Michael to Toby: “Hey! Nobody cares! Nobody cares! I need that room at […]
Kitchen Nightmares FINALLY returns after a couple week hiatus due to those stupid baseball games. This episode centers on a Burbank pizzeria run by yet another part-time (i.e. failed) actor. It is unbelievable how much the Americans have screwed up the format of the BBC version of this show. It’s like going […]
Well, the first episode stunk, and the second episode was great, so I don’t quite know what to expect tonight.
Right off the bat they recap the confrontation Criss Angel had with Jim Callahan, the guy who did automatic writing using the spirit of a dead professor. Jim claims that Criss is an […]
