We return to Geek Manor to find Sam and Nicole basking in the glow of their elimination challenge victory last week. Sam is pleased with himself, which is good since no one else seems to be. Not one of the other contestants gets up to hug Sam or Nicole on their return. […]
You know what is teh total suck? Losing your post when you’ve already written about the craziest thing all season to happen on DWTS. Now I have to start from the beginning. I accidentally hit the wrong button, and I hadn’t saved yet, and the autosave hadn’t kicked in yet, so I lost all of […]
Chuck, Sarah, Morgan, Sister, and Captain Awesome are playing a Newlywed Game type game, and Sarah is picking the olives off her pizza. Morgan knows everything about Chuck. Chuck’s most hated person ever comes up, and Morgan is like, “Duh! Bryce Larkin, Sarah! He was horrible!” That’s a little awkward for Sarah and Chuck. Someone […]
“Bling! Bling! That is ghetto-fabulous!”
“Did you know that in the morning they have food, TV, almost everything!”
“Enorme. Make him chase the chunk.” A fragrance for plus-sized women.
Steve Buscemi! He’s everywhere this week. He was also on the Simpsons. I heart him. “Have you ever been arrested?” “I have. The 1976 Democratic Convention. But it’s ok. […]
LOL. Michael is basing his day-to-day characters on his Netflix movies. Pam: “He’s watching Million Dollar Baby! … He’s gonna try to kill me.”
It’s time for new opening credits. We need to see Ryan as the boss.
Dwight doesn’t have his beard anymore.
Yay! I’ve been waiting for the B&B episode for weeks!
Permits are pending.
“The Stalk Inn. […]
GH has been moderately boring. And a little annoying. Liz has finally stopped being a doormat for Lucky, but she’s still taking all the guilt and blame on herself. If I hear her say one more time, “Not that I blame Lucky… *I’m* the one who blah blah blah, blah de blah blah.” Emily is […]
Beth shows up at Mick’s apartment but is afraid to knock. He’s watching her on the security monitor. She finally knocks and says she wants to talk to Mick about Mick. Does he have a steel door on his apartment?
Beth wants Mick to say she didn’t see what she saw the other night. He says […]
We return to STD Manor, where Midget Mac is working out with midget weights. The guys are told to get ready for a pool party and are instructed to bring her a gift. Suitor Unsure stupidly tells his roommate Cheezy that his gift was originally for another woman. Not smart.
The […]
We return to Dork Manor to see the group celebrate the banishment of the much-hated Will and Rebecca. Meathead Sam was saddened that his showmance partner got sent packing and brooded, alone, in his bunk.
The first challenge involves “arithmetic” for the beauties. Hair-dresser Erin, channeling math-challenged SarahK, […]
Mark says that he, as a little engine, could, can, will love himself. Floyd says ballroom dancing is better than hip-hop dancing. Mel wants all the truck drivers to vote for her. Helio’s name in Greek is “sun.” And it shows. Jane watched the replay and knows she didn’t break a rule. I just don’t […]
I think we need someone with car-dropping powers to come in and drop a car on Claire’s new little boyfriend.
So in that painting… Claire’s gonna be a cheerleader again? Because the girl is in a ruffled skirt.
HRG and the Crazy Lady want to talk to Claire about boys. They want to make sure her new […]
Samantha Harris is back! Normally she annoys me a little, but I am counting. my. blessings now. Yay Samantha Harris! She’s not Drew Lachey!
Still having those sound issues when the music plays. Handle. Up.
Mark Cuban & Kym are up first tonight. He’s brought in his daughter to get some daddy sympathy. They’re apparently going to […]
Meredith is insane. Poor Jim.
“It’s caused a lot of unpleasantness between Dwight and Angela… who are already prone to unpleasantness.”
“Yes. I was. Mocking you.”
“Booster Seat.” Michael’s nickname for Angela. Hahaha. I’m a fellow booster seat.
Self-aware website! CACKLE!
“I was so good last year that corporate gave me two plaques in lieu of a pay raise.” Yeah, […]
“You ate that whole thing?” I hear that often.
GOB Bluth! Hooray!
Cult created by Stan Lee! Haha. Marvel characters *are* wacky and secretive. Never want anyone to know their real names… Civil war over cult-membersuperhero registration…
ICU81MI? Tracey is so in his own world.
“For your height, your weight puts you in the disgusting range.” LOL.
ROFL! “You do […]
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Haha, the cabbie whose cab Flack is taking hits the meter and tells Flack he has to pay for it.
Hey, that car! It’s the Cheerleader! It’s self-healing! No wait! The fire means it’s the Batmobile! Haha, Flack hits the meter when the chase is over.
Stella: “What kind of thief […]
