Last season of Scrubs. I hope it’s awesome like the first five.

• Let’s just get this out of the way. J.D. has always been a flake and a bad boyfriend to Elliot. He only wants her when he can’t have her… They shouldn’t end up together. But I want them to.
• Snoop Dog attending? That’s right, baby.
• Elliot doesn’t wanna marry Keith.
• Turk: “Actually, since I’m diabetic, Carla only lets me eat one candy bar every six months, so she was helping me choose which one to go with. First, we cut out all candy that sounds remotely racist, which includes all dark chocolate, and I know this sounds weird, but… Jujubees.” I never thought about Jujubees sounding racist, but yeah, they should definitely exclude Jujubees. “Then Carla was like, well, what about Junior Mints? And I was like, Junior Mints?! Baby, if I want my candy to freshen my breath, I’ll just slap some toothpaste on a Watchamacallit bar and go ta town on that bad boy! You know what I’m sayin’?” I heart Junior Mints. And Turkleton.
• Good question. Do they still make Mars bars? And what exactly is a Mars bar?
• J.D.: “You know how my college girlfriend Stacy broke up with me? She arranged it so that when I came home from class, I was able to see her writhing in pleasure beneath a big, brown butt.” Turkleton: “How many times do I have to apologize for that?”
• I had forgotten Keith’s last name is Dudemeister. Poor Keith! Being ditched in front of the whole hospital like that. But yay for Snoop Dog attending!
• I can’t believe they didn’t give this season a one hour premiere. I’m sure everyone could have done without that stupid Earl show. How does anyone find that funny?
• “Stupid nature!”
• J.D.: “I can’t believe I almost messed things up with Kim. What is wrong with me?” Cox: “You’re an annoying, whiny man-child.” I do so heart Coxy. J.D.: “That question wasn’t directed at you!” “What question?”
• “It’s Be-ard-fa-ce!”
• Pig Whore Reid. Hahahaha.
• “When you sweat a lot, you smell like eggs.”
• Rumplefugly. Love it.
• That patient looks like someone who’s been on the show before.
• Kelso: “What smells like eggs?” Turkleton: “Nothing, sir, you’re imagining it.” Kelso: “Seriously. Am I having a stroke, or is someone having an omelet?”
• “We love too-soon jokes.” I am amused by Elliot’s amusement with herself.
• “What is it, Fun Size?”
• “Just ’cause I’m a janitor means a woman couldn’t possibly be attracted to me?” Aw, mop Janitor.
• I love Bit O’Honey soooo much.
• BTW, I think the patient has either celiac or Lupus. “It’s never Lupus!”
• “Joe, we’re turfing you to dermatology to buy ourselves some time. Ghandi, how’s that mole looking?” “Nice and cancerous.”
• “I *am* a pig whore.”
• “Yeah, I know I’m not exactly the jocky type, but I watched Hoosiers last night, and I like sports now.”
• The Who-Caresies Awards. LOL. “Suck on that, Tony Shaloub.” Dame Judy Dorian. Haha, it’s funny because Tony Shaloub won the Emmy, and Zach Braff didn’t.
• Haha, Kelso sucked in by Mr. Please Call Me Joe.
• “It’s the truth calling. Wants to know why you never tell it.” Hahaha. I’m gonna use that on Frank before he sees this episode. He’ll think I’m a genius. I mean, he already thinks that, but this will just enforce it.
• “Who’s named Lady?” “She is. She’s got a brother named Him.” Hahaha.
• Stupid Pig Whore!
• “Would you be interested in seeing a cognitive therapist? I know a guy. He’s good. I’m gonna give you his card, and then I’m gonna bash your head in. I’ll see you in the morning.” “I’m in at seven.” “Wear a helmet.” I heart the Janitor.
• Skanky Straw-Haired Pig Whore!