• Followship Award. “I proudly accept this on behalf of followers everywhere.” Hahaha.
• “Where do you invest your money, Liz?” “I have, like, twelve grand in checking.” “Are you an… immigrant?” I love Jack. Love him.
• Hahahaha. “I grew up wanting to be Samantha on ‘Bewitched.’ Closest I ever got was being married to a gay guy for two years.” Why are more people not watching this show?
• Tracy Morgan kills me. KILLS ME. Singing all the wrong words to the “Star-Spangled Banner.” “Who ever known there was so many words? It’s like a Mos Def CD.”
• Oh dear. Tracy’s gonna do dog fighting. I might pee myself, because I know this is gonna be painfully funny.
• Hey, that guy in the basement! He’s one of the comics on “Best Week Ever”!
• “I feel sick to my stomach about dog fighting. But what can you do when they tell you not to?”
• LOL! Yip-yap dogs. Those suckers are vicious. Watch out, Tray.
• “You’re not my dad! You can’t tell me what this is about.”
• “Fire her. And don’t ever make me talk to a woman that old again.”
• “‘Push the envelope.’ You know who use that phrase? People who don’t have the guts or the brains to work inside the system. Letter writers. Radicals. [whispered] Howard Dean.” The look on his face after he says Dean’s name is priceless.
• “This is my show!” “No. This is my show. And once a week I rent it out to the good people at the erectile dysfunction companies.”
• LOL. “Hi Tray. Whatcha doin’?” “Just thinkin’. And this spotlight is the only place I could go to get away from it all.”
• “I don’t need therapy. I’m just mentally ill!”
• “What neighborhood *is* this?” “Well, they call it Little Chechnya.”
• ROFL. Jack playing Tracy’s stereotypical parents and then playing Tracy. Dynomite! Of course, I’m sure this is what they think Republicans think about black people, and I know they’re making fun of their unrealistic version of us, but I don’t care. That’s funny right there.
• LOL! When Jack starts playing the white guy Tracy’s mom left his dad for, Tracy says, “Uh uh, now. No need to resort to ugly stereotypes.”
• “Help me, Liz Lemon! You’re my only hope!” That’s what Tracy always says to her, too. And it’s funny, because this is Carrie Fisher, and that’s a Star Wars line.
• The page-off bit is funny.
• “It’s hard to remember how it all began.” “You burned my jacket.”
• Hahahahaha. True, true! “Never go with a hippy to a second location.”
• “I have to do that thing that rich people do where they turn money into more money.”

I love this show.