the wrong kind of crazy
- “Bling! Bling! That is ghetto-fabulous!”
- “Did you know that in the morning they have food, TV, almost everything!”
- “Enorme. Make him chase the chunk.” A fragrance for plus-sized women.
- Steve Buscemi! He’s everywhere this week. He was also on the Simpsons. I heart him. “Have you ever been arrested?” “I have. The 1976 Democratic Convention. But it’s ok. I was there… beating up hippies.” Jack is great.
- “If I sign a friend up at my gym, I get a free hat… so… think about it.”
- Poor Jenna, starting to lose weight.
- “You can’t ask a Tiger not to turn back into a Chinese dude at midnight!”
- “It’ll be just like back on the pig farm. I’m gonna fatten you up, grow to love you, and then my uncles will slit your throat.”
- “You smell like Enorme and brass polish. You were at a strip joint.”
- “Goodbye, Liz Lemon. Thank you for being my secretary!”
- “He’s also playing Barack Obama.” “No. We support Kucinich.” Haha, like anyone does.
- “You’re like John Kerry with his windsurfing! I warned him, too.”
- “Lemon, I’m impressed! You’re starting to think like a businessman.” “A businesswoman.” “I don’t think that’s a word.”
- “Am I having to fix this situation? I am the immature one! And you are making me act like an adult!”
- “Well, it turns out she’s the wrong kind of crazy, so we have to get married now.”
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