Yikes, why am I watching this? [SK: Because you love bad TV.] The first episode was a disaster, but it is Halloween, so I suppose I’d better give it another chance. The celebrity helpers this week are Ross Matthews, Miss USA Shandi Finnessy, and Cheetah Girl Raven Simone.
Since this is a two […]
Um, so yeah. This is last week’s “Bionic Woman”. I’m far, far behind on the snark. It won’t always be like this. Sometimes I’ll be even farther behind. It’s just that we have this Wii, and I really like it.
A wounded soldier starts attacking all the people in his medical tent, doctors, other soldiers, all […]
Jane has suspected food poisoning. So she’s not on the stage tonight. But they didn’t say she’s safe like they did after her mom died when she wasn’t there. That confirms my suspicion of her being in the bottom two tonight. And I think Marie is going home.
They’re doing the group dance again, and poor […]
I’m just wondering. Did Marie faint last week? Because I hadn’t heard anything about that. Samantha says last week was unpredictable. I wonder why that was. Edyta loves her headbands. Hey. Did Marie fall last week? I haven’t heard.
Sabrina & Mark are dancing first. Mark had to be the fourth Cheetah Girl this week, because […]
A guy is running through the basement of a building carrying a laptop. Security spots him and pulls a gun on him. The laptop guy looks sickly and pale. All the cameras go out, and while the guard is distracted, computer guy knocks out the guard, takes his badge, and uses it to escape. He […]
Chapter Six. “The Line.”
Sheila O’Irish is looking at a picture of her brother, Irish O’Irish. Peter says he’s sorry and that he’s not going to let Sheila be next. He’s going to Montreal to see what the painting meant. Sheila insists on going with Peter. Peter asks why. “Beekooz ahm Aiirish. I wont ta faind […]
This week we’re back at STD Manor where Tailor Made (the 100 pound schemer with bad hair plugs) is gloating about his role in getting Cheezy eliminated last week. Buddha confronts Tailor Made about stabbing Cheezy in the back, and things quickly evolve into a shoving match–with Buddha doing all the shoving. Tailor Made suddenly […]
Mick looks like he has liver failure. The whites of his eyes are yellow, and he looks like he’s in significant pain. Flash to him biting Beth’s neck and Noir Mick narrating that sometimes the one thing you need to save your life is the one thing that would make life unbearable. Well, Mick, I […]
You know, that whole “don’t point a gun at anything you don’t intend to destroy” thing. I, of course, am referring to Carly’s opening up her little PPK case, picking the gun up and twirling it around a couple of times in her hand, pointing the gun at her face *twice*.
And even though Frank has […]
Last season of Scrubs. I hope it’s awesome like the first five.
Let’s just get this out of the way. J.D. has always been a flake and a bad boyfriend to Elliot. He only wants her when he can’t have her… They shouldn’t end up together. But I want them to.
Snoop Dog attending? That’s right, baby.
Elliot […]
Haha. Michael thinks the ad company is coming to help them with the first ever Dunder-Mifflin Infinity commercial. So he thinks the office peeps are coming up with the idea. This will be fun.
“Break me off a piece of that applesauce… Chrysler car… Football creme.”
I just didn’t think they came anymore self-unaware than Michael. But […]
Followship Award. “I proudly accept this on behalf of followers everywhere.” Hahaha.
“Where do you invest your money, Liz?” “I have, like, twelve grand in checking.” “Are you an… immigrant?” I love Jack. Love him.
Hahahaha. “I grew up wanting to be Samantha on ‘Bewitched.’ Closest I ever got was being married to a gay guy for […]
Mohindar says it’s fight or flight when we face our worst nightmares. He tells Parkman that there’s no hospital that can deal with Molly. Parkman says he should never have asked Molly to find his pop for him, and Mohindar agrees. He tells him that he has to go find his father to find out […]
Tonight is the premiere of magic-show-for-the-new-millennium Phenomenon on NBC. Judged by “Masters” Uri Gellar, the “spoon bending” fraud from the 1970s famously exposed on the Johnny Carson Show, and Criss Angel, the star of “Mind Freak” who has never once used a continuous one-camera shot of his “amazing” tricks. “Celebrity” helpers are former supermodel Rachel […]
I’m gonna go through this quickly and get it off the DVR.
*Marie was self-effacing.
*Samantha asked questions so stupid that you wouldn’t believe they could be asked by someone over three years of age. That said, I do NOT miss Drew.
*Mel & Maks were the encore dance.
*I skipped all the J-Lo stuff.
*The dancers talked about […]
