For those who missed the premiere last week, this year seems particularly focused on “Queen for a Day” segments–including at least two women who have hinted they were molested and an awkward model with Asperger’s syndrome. I’m sure more dysfunction will be revealed as the season goes on.
They start out with a nod to […]
Another great show you’re probably not watching. If you think soap stars are bad actors, wait ’til you see established Days of Our Lives stars act next to REALLY BAD amateurs. The contrast is striking. This week, the soap-star-wannabes get to play drunk. Last week the actors got to […]
Hot topics: Blah. More of the same. Barbara’s birthday, and isn’t she awesome for interviewing evil people (and also non-evil people).
And then they had Jenny McCarthy on to talk about autism. That was an excellent segment. I haven’t read her new book, but I would suggest any parents of children with autism or autism symptoms […]
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Wow, that was a lot of fakeouts at the beginning. They usually try to fake you out with one guy and make the sick person someone else, but this time we were faked out on one guy, the girl, the girl supposedly hallucinating, and then the building kind of just… exploded slowly. Gas main blew, […]
Cameron Mathison (All My Children) and Edyta are first. He had a degenerative bone disease in his legs when he was young and had to wear braces. He still has issues from it. And he’s flying back and forth, NY to LA. They’re foxtrotting. I forgot to watch him, because the ladies are so elegant […]
Contrary to popular belief, “Beauty and the Geek” is not the title of the upcoming SarahK and Frank J biography–it’s one of my favorite shows ever. If you don’t watch it you’re missing out on one of the highlights of your life. The big twist is revealed–this year there is a male […]
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Schedule on September 25th, 2007 by SarahK
8 p.m. eastern DWTS IB - the men
8 p.m. eastern Beauty and the Geek
8 p.m. eastern The Biggest Loser (I assume Cadet watches this one)
8 p.m. eastern The Academy (I assume this one too.)
9:00 p.m. House (yay!)
9:30 p.m. Dog the Bounty Hunter (I probably won’t snark it)
In some cases, you’ll get two versions of show snark. Cadet Happy watches every reality show (when he came to visit us in February, he watched an episode of The Dog Whisperer with us, and he actually said, “If I’d known this was a reality show, I would have been watching all along.” He’s a […]
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Very first shot is… hilarious video editing software effects!
Wow! They start the show off with “the suspect — he’s your son.” Yeaaaahhhhhhh!
Whoa. Frank is in a uniform. Did he get demoted? Oh. In telling Calleigh’s stupid boyfriend that he’s as dumb as he looks, he tells SarahK she’s as dumb as she looks. Sorry, […]
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Heroes on September 25th, 2007 by SarahK
This is definitely my 2nd-most anticipated season premier (first being CSI: Horatio).
Mohindar is talking about destiny and saving peeps and humanity and stuff. And in the last four months he has discovered a disease that would do away with the 4400… um, the X-Men… no… the Heroes. This is the disease that killed his […]
This fantastic reality show premiered last week. If you missed it, you can watch the whole first episode online for free at:
http://www.cwtv.com/cw-video/beauty-and-the-geek/full
If you’re torrent savvy, go here to download:
http://www.mininova.org/tor/896385
At some point, I’ll write up a “how to” guide to bittorrenting and converting video for use on Ipods. […]
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The Bachelor on September 24th, 2007 by Cadet Happy
Brief synopsis–a great looking guy woos a couple dozen beautiful women–most of whom have serious daddy issues. There was a big twist at the end–a bunch of roses are handed out. That’s about it. (You didn’t seriously think I would watch that pap did you! Beauty and the Geek is as close to romantic reality that I […]
Well, we’re finally back after a long summer hiatus to watch the folks unable to find employment since the cancellation of the Love Boat get some primetime love. I was glad to see that Samantha has taken some time off to pull herself together–I noticed she had really let herself go last season. But seriously, […]
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Schedule on September 24th, 2007 by SarahK
I have the following on the schedule for tonight:
Dancing with the Stars 8 p.m. eastern
Chuck 8 p.m. eastern
Heroes 9 p.m. eastern
CSI: Horatio 10 p.m. eastern
Full schedule!
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GH on September 24th, 2007 by SarahK
Oh yeah. It’s so on the list.
SPOILER ALERT! Read no farther if you don’t want to know what happened today!
So. Jason just now told Liz that Sam, Amelia, Diane, Sunny (or is it Sonny), Lulu, Spumoni, President Bush, all of Congress, and Emily all know Jason is Jake’s father. Newsflash to Elizabeth: Lucky is the […]