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Green and Gross — America’s Top Model S9E2

For those who missed the premiere last week, this year seems particularly focused on “Queen for a Day” segments–including at least two women who have hinted they were molested and an awkward model with Asperger’s syndrome. I’m sure more dysfunction will be revealed as the season goes on.
They start out with a nod to […]

I Wanna Be A Soap Star — S4E7 — “Whether you’re a soap star or on the streets, a little bit of makeup can make you look great.”

Another great show you’re probably not watching. If you think soap stars are bad actors, wait ’til you see established Days of Our Lives stars act next to REALLY BAD amateurs. The contrast is striking. This week, the soap-star-wannabes get to play drunk. Last week the actors got to […]

An actual good episode - The View today

Hot topics: Blah. More of the same. Barbara’s birthday, and isn’t she awesome for interviewing evil people (and also non-evil people).
And then they had Jenny McCarthy on to talk about autism. That was an excellent segment. I haven’t read her new book, but I would suggest any parents of children with autism or autism symptoms […]

It’s never Lupus - House Season Four premiere

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Wow, that was a lot of fakeouts at the beginning. They usually try to fake you out with one guy and make the sick person someone else, but this time we were faked out on one guy, the girl, the girl supposedly hallucinating, and then the building kind of just… exploded slowly. Gas main blew, […]

Blue Steel and Infection - DWTS Season Five 1B - SarahK version

Cameron Mathison (All My Children) and Edyta are first. He had a degenerative bone disease in his legs when he was young and had to wear braces. He still has issues from it. And he’s flying back and forth, NY to LA. They’re foxtrotting. I forgot to watch him, because the ladies are so elegant […]

Beauty and the Geek–S4E2 Master Debater and MC Geeky

Contrary to popular belief, “Beauty and the Geek” is not the title of the upcoming SarahK and Frank J biography–it’s one of my favorite shows ever. If you don’t watch it you’re missing out on one of the highlights of your life. The big twist is revealed–this year there is a male […]

Tonight’s premieres and shows

8 p.m. eastern DWTS IB - the men
8 p.m. eastern Beauty and the Geek
8 p.m. eastern The Biggest Loser (I assume Cadet watches this one)
8 p.m. eastern The Academy (I assume this one too.)
9:00 p.m. House (yay!)
9:30 p.m. Dog the Bounty Hunter (I probably won’t snark it)

Twiggy and the Giant Cha-Cha-Chas
DWTS Season Five 1A - SarahK version

In some cases, you’ll get two versions of show snark. Cadet Happy watches every reality show (when he came to visit us in February, he watched an episode of The Dog Whisperer with us, and he actually said, “If I’d known this was a reality show, I would have been watching all along.” He’s a […]

Respect the authoritah of the sunglasses!
CSI: Horatio season premiere — Dangerous Son

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Very first shot is… hilarious video editing software effects!
Wow! They start the show off with “the suspect — he’s your son.” Yeaaaahhhhhhh!
Whoa. Frank is in a uniform. Did he get demoted? Oh. In telling Calleigh’s stupid boyfriend that he’s as dumb as he looks, he tells SarahK she’s as dumb as she looks. Sorry, […]

HEROES… Snark the Cheerleader, Snark the World!
2.1 FOUR MONTHS LATER

This is definitely my 2nd-most anticipated season premier (first being CSI: Horatio).
Mohindar is talking about destiny and saving peeps and humanity and stuff. And in the last four months he has discovered a disease that would do away with the 4400… um, the X-Men… no… the Heroes. This is the disease that killed his […]

Beauty and the Geek — Season 4

This fantastic reality show premiered last week. If you missed it, you can watch the whole first episode online for free at:
http://www.cwtv.com/cw-video/beauty-and-the-geek/full
If you’re torrent savvy, go here to download:
http://www.mininova.org/tor/896385
At some point, I’ll write up a “how to” guide to bittorrenting and converting video for use on Ipods. […]

The Bachelor — Episode 1

Brief synopsis–a great looking guy woos a couple dozen beautiful women–most of whom have serious daddy issues.  There was a big twist at the end–a bunch of roses are handed out.  That’s about it.  (You didn’t seriously think I would watch that pap did you!  Beauty and the Geek is as close to romantic reality that I […]

Dancing With the Stars — Episode IA — Return of the (Female) Has Beens

Well, we’re finally back after a long summer hiatus to watch the folks unable to find employment since the cancellation of the Love Boat get some primetime love.  I was glad to see that Samantha has taken some time off to pull herself together–I noticed she had really let herself go last season.  But seriously, […]

tonight’s premieres

I have the following on the schedule for tonight:
Dancing with the Stars 8 p.m. eastern
Chuck 8 p.m. eastern
Heroes 9 p.m. eastern
CSI: Horatio 10 p.m. eastern
Full schedule!

General Hospital today

Oh yeah. It’s so on the list.
SPOILER ALERT! Read no farther if you don’t want to know what happened today!
So. Jason just now told Liz that Sam, Amelia, Diane, Sunny (or is it Sonny), Lulu, Spumoni, President Bush, all of Congress, and Emily all know Jason is Jake’s father. Newsflash to Elizabeth: Lucky is the […]