Oh yeah. It’s so on the list.
SPOILER ALERT! Read no farther if you don’t want to know what happened today!

So. Jason just now told Liz that Sam, Amelia, Diane, Sunny (or is it Sonny), Lulu, Spumoni, President Bush, all of Congress, and Emily all know Jason is Jake’s father. Newsflash to Elizabeth: Lucky is the only person in town who doesn’t know. Seriously, I think the people who empty the bedpans at the hospital know Jason is the father. Jason finally told Liz that Sam hired the thugs and watched the kidnapping. She yelled at him for handling things all wrong. Because Elizabeth hasn’t made really bad decisions one after the other for the last year. And then they kissed and professed their love and she walked away, because she really needs to get home to that adulterous husband of hers. She needs to get away from Lucky before even thinking about Jason. And this time, she should wait until the divorce is final.

Speaking of the hospital. GH: Night Shift? What the heck is going on with that? When the show started, Jason was out of prison, but he was still in prison on the daytime show. Robin and Patrick have broken up twice now. Once because Patrick doesn’t want to have babies with Robin (night shift). And again because Patrick doesn’t want to have babies, and Robin walked in on Patrick with Leila playing with Patrick’s racetrack. And there is no talk on the day show of Jason being on probation for claiming he shot Spinelli in the foot. Like that would have happened without Rick taking it to the grand jury. And what about the woman who is supposedly Brenda Barrett but is all wrapped up in bandages so we can’t be sure. We just know it’s some little woman who could pass as Brenda presumably. I think it’s actually Sam, but who knows?

Jax punched Jerry in the stomach and the face because Jerry proved that Jax and Carly aren’t safe on Sunny/Sonny’s island. They all argued for a while, it was boring.

Prince Nicholas is out of his gourd. Throwing stuff at Alexis, yelling at her for having horrible taste in men, etc. He needs an enema. And then he’s all crazy with Emily, and blah blah blah.

Lucky is a complete jerk to the whole world. Lulu told Lucky that she doesn’t want to live with him and Liz, because she doesn’t want to be around that crazy situation. And Lucky’s all sad and probably bitter because Lulu said she’s moving in with Spinelli and Jason instead of going back to the Quartermaine mansion. Tracy and Edward showed up at Jason’s, and when he showed up, Tracy said that Lulu was not allowed to live there. Jason was like, Hey, I’ve got one head case teenager living here, I don’t think I could deal with having another. He didn’t say it, but the look on his face did.

Epiphany is yelling at Robin for not wanting to be in the OR with Patrick. Robin misses Patrick. Liz wants Robin to tell her how to stop being in love with someone. Robin and Liz talked lovingly of the hunky hitman. And then she went home, and Lucky was contemplative and playing with his wedding ring, which he took off when she left the room. She came back, Lucky told her he slept with Sam, everyone was like, what? It’s so out of character for you, Lucky. And she said she knows, and he said they need to end things. They need to end things so he can go be with his new lover. Just wait till you find out you get zero custody of Jake, Lucky!

Kate and Sonny are still arguing in the famous Port Charles PD interview room, and Diane is once again lecturing the mob boss. And Kate has to get a mugshot, so I’m guessing her career is toast, and she will have to move in with Sonny to be targeted by the new mobsters.

Trevor went to the barn and found out that Jason knows about it because of crazy Johnny Zacara (who I think will turn out to be Tracy’s son from her married-to-the-mob days). Sonny is having Spumoni trace a threatening text message he got, and just after Spumoni tells Jason about it, Lulu gets a text from crazy Johnny Zacara. Last night was just the beginning. Dun dun dunnnnnnnnn.

Tomorrow on GH, Lulu will be stupid and keep texting back and forth with Johnny so she can eventually get with Dylan’s brother. After that she’ll go after Ned. Lucky says they need to get divorced, and what will Elizabeth say? Betcha she doesn’t say “Cool. You’re not my babies’ daddy anyway.” I don’t remember what else the preview showed.